FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

chxxxxxx

Duluth, MN, USA

When all you wanted was to be a sugar baby but now you have to be First Lady of the United States

gjxxxxxx

Gateshead, GAT, GBR

I keep getting emails about reading maps backwards. Turns out it's SPAM

anxxxxxx

Vancouver, BC, CAN

I knew i always liked sugar, just came to a realisation... all forms of it!

jexxxxxx

Manchester, MAN, GBR

I’m researching important dates in history, do you want to be mine?

baxxxxxx

Elizabeth, NJ, USA

What's the one thing that a sugar daddy needs?? Me What do you call a real man?? A Sugar Daddy What do you blow to make your wishes come true?? Your Sugar Daddy What does a sugar baby say to her sugar daddy after a big fight?? Leave Me A Loan

thxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

Spoiling me would benefit you so much! What are you waiting for?

pixxxxxx

Seattle, WA, USA

Starting a sugar daddy dating site for people into 80s music. I’m calling it Girls Just Wanna Have Funds.

Vexxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

Starting a sugar daddy dating site for people into 80s music. I’m calling it Girls Just Wanna Have Funds.

arxxxxxx

Windsor, ON, CAN

What is SPLENDA DADDY? A man who would like to be a sugar daddy…. But doesn’t quite have the means to pull it off.

gixxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

why did the chicken cross the road? 'why?' to get to the gay mans house.. *knock knock* 'who's there?' the chicken hehe

llxxxxxx

Aguila, AZ, USA

Looking for some playtime and a little bit of sugar!

suxxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

Why could a sour patch kid never be a sugar baby??? Because they are too much sour and not enough sweet.

Thxxxxxx

Bangor, ME, USA

I work as a barista, because everyone is safer after I have coffee.

Maxxxxxx

Northville, MI, USA

How do you organize a space party? YOU PLANET!!

Shxxxxxx

Jacksonville, FL, USA

The Blacker The Berry The Sweeter The Juice!! True;)

caxxxxxx

Minneapolis, MN, USA

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!

Roxxxxxx

Cherry Hill, NJ, USA

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta ..lol

Daxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

What did the coffees say before their night out? Let’s stir up some trouble!

Jaxxxxxx

Clarion, PA, USA

When a sugar daddy gets hard what do they become? Caramel Daddy

naxxxxxx

West Midlands, GBR

Why was the washing machine laughing?? Because it was taking the pee out of the knickers!!