FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Clxxxxxx

Des Moines, IA, USA

What is the gender-neutral for sugar daddy? ..........Glucose Guardian

anxxxxxx

Tucson, AZ, USA

What did the sugar baby say to her sugar daddy after a big fight? - Leave me a Loan

Kaxxxxxx

Comstock, WI, USA

Alexa, Find me a sugar daddy... Where are gonna east sugar daddy? Not sure, but I don't wanna "splenda" a lot of money...

faxxxxxx

Austin, TX, USA

What is it called when a ghost gets an erection? A boooooner!

Brxxxxxx

Cairns, QLD, AUS

What did the woman say to her sugar daddy after their big fight? Leave me a loan.

vexxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

If ice cream were to come from a sugar cow, where would money come from? A sugar daddy.

maxxxxxx

West Kelowna, BC, CAN

A man who pretends to be rich in order to get attractive and young women is not a “Sugar Daddy”. He’s an artificial sweetener.

anxxxxxx

Maywood, CA, USA

Get a dollar bill. At the front there is a small green key. Did you find it? If yes, turn the bill around and find the Big ONE . If you found it let me know.

laxxxxxx

Grafton, ND, USA

Daddy guide and spoil me and spank me if you dare. I struggle ;)

Maxxxxxx

Sydney, NSW, AUS

Only a psychopath would have sex with a stranger without a condom. That's someone who clearly doesn't mind playing Russian Roulette with their health. Guys like that should walk around with badges that say: I'm giving out STDs, would you like one? Lol

Baxxxxxx

Harlingen, TX, USA

You can be my sugar daddy and I'll be your sugar baby and together we can make our tootsies roll

g0xxxxxx

Apopka, FL, USA

my mom gives me lectures, but at least my daddy gives me sugar... uh was that a good one i'm not good at these hahahah just a joke... unless..?

yoxxxxxx

Kingwood, TX, USA

They be wanting a sugar daddy without the sugar that be the funny part

Emxxxxxx

Wilkes-Barre, PA, USA

What's a tortilla favorite dance????? SALSA. You know you wanna laugh

mjxxxxxx

Colorado Springs, CO, USA

What does a frozen beer, a pregnant woman, and a burnt pizza all have in common? An Idiot that didn't pull it out in time.

jaxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

I got all the sugar you need ;)))) . Keep things sweet I'll keep it sweeter. Blacker the berry SWEETER the juice ;)

arxxxxxx

Richmond, VA, USA

what do you call a pig that does karate? .... a pork chop...

Hexxxxxx

Orlando, FL, USA

When all you wanted was a sugar daddy… but now you have to be a first lady of the United States of America

suxxxxxx

Springfield, MO, USA

Ask me what my favorite thing to do it is... you won't be disappointed.

kaxxxxxx

Charleston, SC, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to get attractive and young women is not a “Sugar Daddy”. He’s an artificial sweetener.