FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

maxxxxxx

Bradenton, FL, USA

"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?" -Robin Williams How do you sleep at night knowing that there are some people in the world that don't like you? Jim Carrey: "With no underwear in case they want to kiss my ass."

stxxxxxx

Buckhead, GA, USA

Be my lottery ticket lol. Make me proud I need a daddy to put sugar in this gas tank , you see the gas prices .

lexxxxxx

Portland, OR, USA

hmm im not very good with coming up with jokes off the top of my head but in the moment i have a very immature sense of humor, fart sounds and ur mom jokes.

Nexxxxxx

Sacramento, CA, USA

My sugar daddy and I had a big fight. He tried talking to me and I keep yelling at him to "leave me a loan" :-)

elxxxxxx

Anaheim, CA, USA

I am open to trying anything suga daddies AND splenda daddies

kaxxxxxx

Gulfport, MS, USA

It’s all fun and games... until your daddy wants some sugar !

PRxxxxxx

Searcy, AR, USA

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef lol my son told me that one

fixxxxxx

Harbor City, CA, USA

I love it when people are like what are you on here for like the sites name is sugar daddy meet means meet a sugar daddy. Why do you guys act all brand new . Or unreasonably assume you'll be able to find love or a real date on here. Come on you're smarter than that or simply delusional.

kixxxxxx

Ashby de la Zouch, LEC, GBR

I often found myself dreaming every day about the same thing .... me looking for a sugar daddy who wouldn’t call, touch or meet me but would pay all my bills, just because I’m me and I'm a strong sexy independent young woman! hehe!

arxxxxxx

Berwyn, IL, USA

someone who will never complain about my financial needs! a real man ready to spoil me and give me whatever i want.

Kexxxxxx

Orlando, FL, USA

I need my sugardaddy to lay his head on my pillow so I can have sweet dreams :)

Caxxxxxx

Plano, TX, USA

What do you blow to make your wishes come true? A sugar daddy

mixxxxxx

Calgary, AB, CAN

Unfortunately, I don't have one right now. And I have to write more here.

Nexxxxxx

Charleston, SC, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy with no money? A splenda daddy.

prxxxxxx

Cincinnati, OH, USA

looking for a Splenda daddy who doesn't want any Splenda (if you know what I mean) lol

laxxxxxx

Odessa, TX, USA

What part of your body dies first? Your eyes cause they dilate!

saxxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

Do you need more sugar or am I sweet enough?......

Mixxxxxx

Charlotte, NC, USA

It ain't no fun if your sugar daddy can't have none

naxxxxxx

Charlotte, NC, USA

"You come with me on the date and don't let me spend any money. Now, remember, we keep it cheap by going to the park. And no matter how much I ask you, you don't give me any of me money. Now give me a dollar." - Mr.Krabs. ~

Quxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

What's a daddy with no sugar? Saltly! What's a girl with no spice? Bland!