FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Jaxxxxxx

Hammonton, NJ, USA

What do you call a Sugar Daddy with No money? A Splenda Daddy

Baxxxxxx

Beaver Dam, KY, USA

What do you blow to make a wish?. . - A sugar daddy! XD

rvxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

What does Charlie Bucket call Willy Wonka? His Sugar Daddy.

thxxxxxx

Tarpon Springs, FL, USA

How much did the pirate from Tampa who turned into a new age pimp buy the ear of corn for? Arrr, he paid a Buccaneer but he had to take some booty from the bounty of booty earned by the bootie. Just came up with that, it's sunrise and I'm sticking to that for now, ahah Don't forget, their favorite letter is not aRRR. That would be the Cee

Spxxxxxx

Hampton, GA, USA

What do you blow to make your wishes come true? A sugar daddy

Tyxxxxxx

Urbana, IL, USA

Let me be your sugar so you can be my daddy. This sugar is certified liquid gold

dixxxxxx

Milwaukee, WI, USA

I often found myself daydreaming about the same thing… me looking for a sugar daddy who wouldn’t call, text, touch or meet but would pay all my bills, just because I’m beautiful.

BAxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

I visited the doctor today and he said my sugar was too high So I came home and moved it to a lower shelf

avxxxxxx

Perth, WA, AUS

Whats the diffrence between a depressed person and a normal person? A normal person will say to their serialkiller please don't hurt me while a depressed person will say Hit me with your best shot .

naxxxxxx

West Midlands, GBR

Why was the washing machine laughing at the knickers???.... Because it was taking the pee out of them !! I'm

saxxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

Craving something sweet? Me too send me some sugar

daxxxxxx

Statesboro, GA, USA

I've struggled enough I should be shaking my ass on somebodies yacht in a thong

ruxxxxxx

Dawson Creek, BC, CAN

I'd make a joke about sugar but I'm a qualified baker, there's nothing funny about art

Sixxxxxx

Evansville, IN, USA

"I hate my job, I think I'm going to put in my 2 week notice" "Maybe you shouldn't find a new job, try finding a sugar daddy instead"

raxxxxxx

Lynbrook, NY, USA

Dad Joke Alert: How do you make holy Water? You boil the hell out of it

Drxxxxxx

Scottsdale, AZ, USA

I'm made with H3O which is the right amount of sweetness.

prxxxxxx

Detroit, MI, USA

Do want to know what would look good on you? Me ;)

blxxxxxx

Hornell, NY, USA

What’s the opposite of Sugar Daddy? U-mami. Don't hate me lol

Maxxxxxx

Vernon, BC, CAN

Why do Italian men wear gold chains? So the know where to stop shaving...

Syxxxxxx

Charleston, SC, USA

"I don't cook, I don't clean but I sure as hell will get that ring" haha just jokes lol