FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Frxxxxxx

Ashburn, VA, USA

You want do my sugar daddy or i can do your sugar mummy,haha.I hope you are that one be my sugar daddy and i will be your sugar baby also.

kaxxxxxx

Gaffney, SC, USA

If only I had the money to upgrade so I could find my very own sugar daddy !

sexxxxxx

Saint-Calixte, QC, CAN

Vaut mieux raté un baiser ! Que baiser un raté ! Xxx

puxxxxxx

Spartanburg, SC, USA

Instead of finding a new job .. I decided to find a sugar daddy

swxxxxxx

Philadelphia, PA, USA

Not only am I a babe but I got cake so that makes me baby cakes hehe:)

Klxxxxxx

Hayward, CA, USA

I've been looking for a Sugar daddy but only been finding glucose guardians :,)

Asxxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

What did the woman say to her sugar daddy after a big fight? Leave me a loan

Wixxxxxx

Sacramento, CA, USA

What do little girls who wear tiny shorts and look up at daddy the super hero like? Sugar. hehehe read it back and think on it if you don't get it.

BBxxxxxx

Springfield, MA, USA

I'm your sweet cup of tea but can also be sour patch when angry. lol

daxxxxxx

North Hollywood, CA, USA

We'll get along great if you're wallet is as big as your ego :)

zoxxxxxx

Brooklyn, NY, USA

i like a man with sweet tooth and spoil his sugar baby .

trxxxxxx

Follett, TX, USA

my shopping cart won't pay itself lol of course I'm kidding I'm always down for fun & conversations

lixxxxxx

Lynnwood, WA, USA

My friend said he wanted to be a sugar daddy in the future. I replied to him bewildered, “Bro, with how broke you are, you’d be a Splenda stepfather!”

yaxxxxxx

Brunswick, OH, USA

Not a sugar daddy joke but it is a joke. I do like a good joke! After 65 years of marriage, my grandpa still calls grandma "honey", "sweetie", "baby", and "sugar". I asked him for the secret to keep love alive so long. He said "i forgot her name 10 years ago, and I'm afraid to ask

lixxxxxx

Lynnwood, WA, USA

I am NOT here for intimate in person encounters nor dating, just friendship! Now for a silly joke: My friend said he wanted to be a sugar daddy in the future. I replied to him bewildered, “Bro, with how broke you are, you’d be a Splenda stepfather!”

scxxxxxx

San Francisco, CA, USA

99% of the "Sugar Daddies" on this website. That's the joke.

Enxxxxxx

Sharon, PA, USA

What is the difference between an Australian kiss and a French kiss??? The Australians go down under

maxxxxxx

Jacksonville, FL, USA

What is a sugar babies favorite thing to carry around? Money Honey! Haha that's what a basic sugar baby would say

Fuxxxxxx

Osage Beach, MO, USA

Once a man finds a woman that he likes the first thing he Always does is..

Anxxxxxx

Odessa, TX, USA

What did the woman say to her sugar daddy after their big fight? Leave me a loan.