FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Fuxxxxxx

Osage Beach, MO, USA

Once a man finds a woman that he likes the first thing he Always does is

suxxxxxx

Newport News, VA, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to get attractive and young women is not a “Sugar Daddy”. He’s an artificial sweetener!!

prxxxxxx

Shreveport, LA, USA

What did the girl say to her sugar daddy after a big fight? Leave me a loan !

Rixxxxxx

Tucson, AZ, USA

No need to be salty when you can have a lil bit of suga baby

slxxxxxx

Memphis, TN, USA

Nothing wrong with trying a little chocolate. Once you go black you never go back.

pixxxxxx

Calabasas, CA, USA

What do you call a pig that does karate? Pork chop

amxxxxxx

Carbondale, IL, USA

Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says: "You man the guns, I'll drive"

Kaxxxxxx

Scottsdale, AZ, USA

Why do Boomers make the best SD's? They’re the best at f*cking future generations.

bixxxxxx

Bloomington, IL, USA

I dont need a sugar daddy, just a Gas daddy.. need to fill up twice a week

iLxxxxxx

Arlington, TX, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetner. ** This is borrowed verbiage & I take zero credit**

MIxxxxxx

High Point, NC, USA

Daddy Daddy please can I have a sugar cone? Pleeasse

blxxxxxx

Tukwila, WA, USA

I can't wait to find my Glucose Gaurdian, we have to stay gender neutral here lol

Foxxxxxx

Orlando, FL, USA

The only man a girl can trust is her sugar daddy Come saveeee meee

suxxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

I love a man with high income, because I'm a spoiled brat!!!

anxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

Suga, suga how you get so flyyy Suga, suga how you get so flyyy -xo

baxxxxxx

Prospect, KY, USA

I love money and food , hehehe . What do you love ?

Maxxxxxx

Stillwater, MN, USA

This guy asked me out on hinge I said we can meet at the gym He never showed up So we didn't workout

xoxxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

Pros and cons of dating me or ironically both my mouth

bpxxxxxx

Adams, NE, USA

Everybody wants a sugar daddy until daddy wants that sugar

Swxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

I'll share my cookie with someone special just to show him how "Brown Sugar" makes a ginger snap!