FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

prxxxxxx

Bozeman, MT, USA

What kind of Horse do you ride at night? - A Night Mare! ___________________ I have soo many jokes and funny stories to share- with the right Person. It is much rarer for me to open up to Strangers; unless I'm being paid to do it. I keep my comedy as PG and Goofy as I'm able to. -I learned this skill over many years of being a fan of Stand Up Comedy. And I honed this skill for myself while being a Trail Guide for a Dude Ranch that caters to the Ri...

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haxxxxxx

Salt Lake City, UT, USA

Don't ask for my number unless you're trying to be my sugar daddy. I'll accept Splenda daddies too because time are hard, I understand.

yoxxxxxx

Buckhead, GA, USA

A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Johnny says: "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest Sugar Baby, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while bang her like a loose screen door in a hurricane." The teac...

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yaxxxxxx

Salt Lake City, UT, USA

My doctor said Im too sweet and have too much sugar in me...anyone wanna taste ?

swxxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

Why was the man's wife so salty? Because he had a sugar baby

Roxxxxxx

Boulder, CO, USA

Why couldn't the dandelion find a sugar baby? He kept getting blown off.

kaxxxxxx

Grampian, PA, USA

I'm learning about new dates in history. Wanna be one of them?

jexxxxxx

Anna Maria, FL, USA

my friend loves sugar daddies. personally, i'm not a fan of that much caramel.

soxxxxxx

Watsons Bay, NSW, AUS

My doctor tells me too much sugar is bad but I say it's a good thing...

jnxxxxxx

Tucson, AZ, USA

I visited the doctor today & he said my sugar was too high. So I came home & moved it to a lower shelf :))

BUxxxxxx

Mountain Home, AR, USA

Why do Daddies always keep an umbrella? Cause Sugar melts in the rain!

Ouxxxxxx

Cincinnati, OH, USA

Why don't cannibals eat clowns? They taste funny. What do cannibals called southern people? Finger lickin good. Whats the most dangerous sex a cannibal can have?

Kixxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

Sugar and spice make everything nice right? (-: haha

Kexxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

Are you from Tennessee or are you just the only ten I see

kixxxxxx

Phenix City, AL, USA

What did the girl say to her sugar daddy after a fight? Leave me a LOAN... haha, get it? Please don't block me lol.

anxxxxxx

Queens, NY, USA

It’s all fun and games until your daddy wants some sugar. I need a sugar daddy that doesn’t want no sugar.

maxxxxxx

Ulster Park, NY, USA

Not all of the best things in life are free ;)

Dexxxxxx

Harrisburg, PA, USA

School won't pay itself but hopefully someone I give a little love to will.

BIxxxxxx

Willingboro, NJ, USA

Hung like a stud hamster....but I can go twice in a calendar month and 30 seconds at a time

LOxxxxxx

Hoover, AL, USA

What do you blow to make your wishes come true? A sugar daddy