FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Goxxxxxx

Tampa, FL, USA

Im sweeter then the sugar cookies your grandma makes

Pexxxxxx

Kissimmee, FL, USA

Why haven't aliens been to Earth yet? They read our reviews, "One star"

Goxxxxxx

Wilkes-Barre, PA, USA

Would you like to go for a coffee sometime? I heard that it tastes better with sugar.

baxxxxxx

Port Huron, MI, USA

What is the gender-neutral for sugar daddy glucose guardian

24xxxxxx

Richmond, VA, USA

What's white , Not sweet & something us sugar babies hate ? A SALTY DADDY , Haa Ha !

Swxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

I'm a born in a Libra, and Librans are extroverted cosy, and friendly people. In our signs are love to have host, fun and harmony with peace. If you wanted to around me you won't be board and I'm a great entertainer personality. hahaha.....A+.

mixxxxxx

Sacramento, CA, USA

My humor is very how do I put it... I can make a joke out of damn near anything. If one things for sure I know how to keep my self entertained, and that can include some pretty f'd up dark jokes. If you can't take life and it's twisty fucked up reality and turn it into a way that you can laugh at it you'll never get through life happy you'll always be focused on the negatives and that's absolutely something I will not do. So yeah I laughed everything and turn everythi...

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ANxxxxxx

Tampa, FL, USA

Knock knock Whos there Sugar Sugar who Shake it or throw it on the floor! What are you doing? Those are the options!

cixxxxxx

San Diego, CA, USA

What do you blow to make your wishes come true? A sugar daddy ;)

Pexxxxxx

Fayetteville, NC, USA

A Beautiful Lady on call a Day keeps all your Stress and Worries Away lol Enjoy your Day

suxxxxxx

Stratford, NWM, GBR

Don't be down about your age!! It's harder to get back up again!!!

saxxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

Just here for a good time not a long time so sprinkle some sugar daddy

Pixxxxxx

Seattle, WA, USA

Would you like some of my Pentahydroxyhexanal? No you can't google this. If you already know what this is then you're pretty smart:) Sorry that's not really a joke.

lixxxxxx

Stavanger, Rogaland, NOR

Want to be famous? Let's be the king and queen of 90 days fiancé on a K1 visa;)

Evxxxxxx

Jacksonville, FL, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to get attractive and young women is not a “Sugar Daddy”. He’s an artificial sweetener!!

moxxxxxx

Jacksonville, NC, USA

"excuse me, is this sugar free?" **Cashier:** No. You have to pay for it. *the cashier is me

Suxxxxxx

Detroit, MI, USA

What do you think the girl said to her sugar daddy after their big fight? Leave me a loan

Rixxxxxx

San Francisco, CA, USA

Let me tell you a joke about my p3nis. Actially it's a bit too long You can call me an asian mom cause I like clothes 100% off

elxxxxxx

Yakima, WA, USA

A sandwich walks into a bar and orders of beer but the bartender says "sorry we don't serve food here"

Brxxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

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