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  • Clxxxxxx

    South Bend, IN, USA

    Definitely not cheap for sure. I like to have a good time not on a budget!

  • AIxxxxxx

    SGP

    Well- chat me up and I would sure share with you more?

  • mexxxxxx

    Abbyville, KS, USA

    what is a sugar babies favorite scrub?? SUGAR SCRUB hahahaha

  • Maxxxxxx

    Houston, TX, USA

    Not the best at telling jokes but I know that I'll make you laugh from how clumsy I am. Does that count? I think it does lol!

  • yaxxxxxx

    Fort Myers, FL, USA

    What is empty but always waiting to be filled?????

  • kyxxxxxx

    Kitchener, ON, CAN

    What do you call a sugar daddy in a wheelchair? Meals on wheels loool

  • Auxxxxxx

    Lansing, MI, USA

    Not a joke but my favorite pickup line is, "Do you happen to be a student loan? Because you got my interest!"

  • roxxxxxx

    Fallowfield, MAN, GBR

    Why do cows have hooves and not feet? Because they lactose

  • saxxxxxx

    Carlsbad, CA, USA

    When all you wanted was a sugar daddy… but now you have to be a first lady of the United States of America.. :)

  • Crxxxxxx

    Long Beach, CA, USA

    Knock, knock. Who's there? Ike. Ike who? Ike can rock your world, baby.

  • Vixxxxxx

    Houston, TX, USA

    What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef XD

  • mixxxxxx

    Arnhem, GE, NLD

    sweet is easiler than sugary .sweet sounds nice , but sugary sounds more fun .

  • raxxxxxx

    Seattle, WA, USA

    What do you think the girl said to her sugar daddy after their big fight.......? Leave me a loan

  • Caxxxxxx

    Oklahoma City, OK, USA

    What do you call a sugar daddy in a wheelchair.... Meals on wheels

  • Maxxxxxx

    City of Westminster, LND, GBR

    "The pollen count, now that's a difficult job" - Milton Jones

  • raxxxxxx

    Bentonville, AR, USA

    What is the gender-neutral for sugar daddy?? Glucose Guardian

  • stxxxxxx

    Jacksonville, FL, USA

    What did the sugar baby say to her sugar daddy after a big fight? - leave me a loan. Cheesy I know.

  • Sexxxxxx

    Edmonton, HRY, GBR

    as a man you signed up no or a sugar daddy dating site so let's be straightforward don't be silly xx

  • Spxxxxxx

    Ware, MA, USA

    What is a SPLENDA DADDY A man who would like to be a sugar daddy…. But doesn’t quite have the means to pull it off. Do you have what it takes?

  • Haxxxxxx

    Chicago, IL, USA

    Starting a sugar daddy dating site for people into 80s music. I'm calling it Girls Just Wanna Have Funds.

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