FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

xbxxxxxx

Fort Worth, TX, USA

The most important thing you need to know to become a successful sugar daddy is ... daddycation!

JVxxxxxx

Algonquin, IL, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to get attractive and young women is not a “Sugar Daddy”. He’s an artificial sweetener.

Doxxxxxx

Rockville, MD, USA

What do you call a man who gives out fake money... A SPLENDA DADDY!!!

maxxxxxx

Buckhead, GA, USA

Can't take me to a movie, they don't allow outside snacks (;

poxxxxxx

Baldwin, NY, USA

Question 1 : What do u blow to make all ur wishes come true? A sugar dadddy

Isxxxxxx

Charlotte, NC, USA

A Roman legionnaire walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, "Five beers, please."

mixxxxxx

Scottsdale, AZ, USA

Does a girl even need a Sugar Daddy if she's already sweet as can be??? ;P

saxxxxxx

Corpus Christi, TX, USA

I've been told I can be so sweet I can give someone diabetes (crickets chirping in the background) Get it sugar joke :)

coxxxxxx

Windsor, CT, USA

Do you have a sweet tooth because I just so happen to be chocolate

NExxxxxx

Holyoke, MA, USA

Why do ducks have feathers? ................................................... No peeking, wait for it! ................................................... Wait for it ................................................... (Palpable suspense, wonder and excitement!) ................................................... They have feathers so they can cover their butt quacks!

kixxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

What do you think the girl said to her sugar daddy after their big fight? Leave me a loan

scxxxxxx

San Francisco, CA, USA

𝙆𝙣𝙤𝙘𝙠 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙘𝙠 Wʜᴏ’s ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ? 𝙄𝙫𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙖 ⵊᴠᴀɴɴᴀ ᴡʜᴏ? 𝙄𝙫𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙖 𝙙𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙤 𝙙𝙚𝙗𝙩 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙗𝙖𝙣𝙠𝙧𝙪𝙥𝙩𝙘𝙮 :)

drxxxxxx

Phoenix, AZ, USA

My lil cousin asked me what a sugar daddy was. I gave her $20 to never ask me that again and ask her mom.

jaxxxxxx

Denton, TX, USA

My dad used to have this wooden car. It has wooden wheels, wooden doors, wooden handles, wooden lights. Guess what It wooden go.

Sexxxxxx

Washington, DC, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy in a wheelchair... Meals on wheels!

saxxxxxx

Lafayette, LA, USA

what do you blow to make all your wishes come true a sugar daddy

roxxxxxx

Napier City, HKB, NZL

There's plenty of fish in the sea, but why have them when you can have me

emxxxxxx

Lincoln, NE, USA

My favorite joke of all time is "why is the ocean so salty?....because the land never waves back". Tell me this joke any time and I will start bursting out into tears.

THxxxxxx

Miami Beach, FL, USA

Babe, this coffee is too strong. How about a kiss because you are the only sugar I need :)

suxxxxxx

Phoenix, AZ, USA

What's the opposite of sugar daddy? U-mami