FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

lexxxxxx

Columbus, OH, USA

A man who pretends to be rich to attract pretty young women isn't a sugar daddy,it's an artificial sweetener

Tixxxxxx

Lexington, VA, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy on a budget? A Spenda Daddy

Opxxxxxx

Garden City, NY, USA

Why did the sugar daddy refuse to work out? Because he said his wallet was already carrying all the weight!

Fuxxxxxx

Alachua, FL, USA

Why does Barbie not have any kids? Because Ken comes in a different box. Lol

goxxxxxx

Nottingham, NGM, GBR

“Why did the sugar baby bring sunscreen on their date? Because they knew they’d be basking in all that attention!”

Loxxxxxx

Auckland, AUK, NZL

Why did the sugar daddy take his girlfriend to the bakery? Because he wanted to see if she was as sweet as his favorite treats... and maybe get a little “icing” on top!

Esxxxxxx

Columbus, GA, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring his sugar baby to the bank? Because she was his “sweet investment”! What’s a sugar baby’s favorite type of weather? When it’s raining… gifts! Why did the sugar baby carry a ladder to dinner? To reach her sugar daddy’s high expectations What’s a sugar daddy’s favorite exercise? Credit card curls—lifting limits daily Why did the sugar baby start studying finance? To learn how to balance her lifestyle!

Bbxxxxxx

Sydney, NSW, AUS

What's a men's best friend..........(he's penis) Why............( coz it sticks up for him)

Anxxxxxx

Marshfield, WI, USA

What did Nala say to Simba in bed? Move Fasta Mufasa

nuxxxxxx

Taylor, MI, USA

Why did the sugar daddy refuse dessert? Because he already had too much sugar in his life!

brxxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

What do you blow to make a wish? A sugar daddy;))

hoxxxxxx

Austin, TX, USA

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Budget. Budget who? Budget? Never heard of her, sugar daddy.

rexxxxxx

Louisville, KY, USA

A beautiful 19-year old sugar baby shows up at the door of an 80-year old sugar daddy. The vivacious girl hugs him and exclaims "Let's run upstairs and have great sex!" The SD replies "At my age it's one or the other."

Zaxxxxxx

Coyoacán, CMX, MEX

Why did the sugar refuse to fight? Because it didn’t want to stir up trouble!

kixxxxxx

Philadelphia, PA, USA

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little Boogey in it.

bexxxxxx

Salem, OR, USA

How do you count cows? . . . . With a cowculator....

suxxxxxx

Duluth, MN, USA

What's a sugar daddy's favorite type of workout? Running to the bank!

Mixxxxxx

Glen Eden, AUK, NZL

My bf told me he’s never seen the film Gaslight. I told him: “Yeah you have … we watched it together.”

DDxxxxxx

Melbourne, VIC, AUS

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at your profile, everyone else disappears! (But seriously, where did they go?)"

Mixxxxxx

Mansfield, MA, USA

What do you call a horny lawyer who works for free?… Pro Boner