FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

inxxxxxx

Orlando, FL, USA

Confidence curves the notion of tricking and simpin... if you're looking for acceptance from your homies go fuck them and stay out my private messages!

brxxxxxx

Calgary, AB, CAN

How do you get icing on a sugar cookie ? Icing Icing baby lol I know terrible right

Hexxxxxx

Hutchinson, KS, USA

Everyone keeps telling me that I have daddy issues, I don't even know my daddy!

baxxxxxx

Waco, TX, USA

What did the woman say to her sugar daddy after their big fight? leave me a loan.

saxxxxxx

Tucson, AZ, USA

What do you blow to make a wish? A sugar daddy! Starting a sugar daddy dating site for people into 80s music. I'm calling it Girls Just Wanna Have Funds. I brought cake and candy to my son's birthday celebration. And that, officer, is why I told the hostess at Chuck E. Cheese's that I was the sugar daddy looking for my party boy.

yoxxxxxx

San Antonio, TX, USA

Am I a sugar baby? Because you might be sugar cuz your sweet as hell

yoxxxxxx

San Antonio, TX, USA

Am I a sugar baby? Because you might be sugar cuz your sweet as hell

Irxxxxxx

Carrollton, TX, USA

They call me might mouse because I'm 4'11 and built like the Wall of China.

wixxxxxx

Montreal, QC, CAN

When was the last time your last suggar daddy forgot his credit cards home?

chxxxxxx

Baton Rouge, LA, USA

the teacher ask Billy what he want to be when he grow up. Billy responded with I want to be a sugar daddy and wine and dine my sugar baby so she do not have to work. I want to give her a allowance of 3000 a month and make sure she's good. ok the teacher said not knowing how to respond. She ask the next student Shelly what she want to be when she grow up and Shelly responded by saying she wants to be Billy's sugar baby

phxxxxxx

Daphne, AL, USA

Starting a sugar daddy dating site for people into 80s music. I'm calling it Girls Just Wanna Have Funds.

Bxxxxxxx

Hamden, CT, USA

I once had a sugar daddy... It was nothing wierd. My father had type II diabetes.

elxxxxxx

New Orleans, LA, USA

Pour some suga on meee isn't that what he was talking about?

Goxxxxxx

Fullerton, CA, USA

My sugar is soooo sweet from both lips, act like you know daddy ;)

hoxxxxxx

Ottertail, MN, USA

I really don't have any jokes but I would love to hear some from anyone else enjoying laughing smiling all the time I'm always positive

Vaxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

What is the gender-neutral for sugar daddy? A Glucose Guardian

SNxxxxxx

Longview, TX, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy thats your only friends with .. . A PayPal

sexxxxxx

King of Prussia, PA, USA

Though I'm sweet as sugar my honesty won't be. Sugar coating isn't my thing

Caxxxxxx

Columbia, MD, USA

Sugar Daddy: So what are lookiong for on this site? Sugar Baby: Wire transfers

Jaxxxxxx

Canton, OH, USA

Q. When does it rain money? A. When there's a change in the weather!