FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

brxxxxxx

San Francisco, CA, USA

After 65 years of marriage, my grandpa still calls grandma "honey", "sweetie", "sugar", and "baby". I asked him for the secret to keep love alive so long. He said "I forgot her name 10 years ago, and I'm afraid to ask."

whxxxxxx

Pittsburgh, PA, USA

Did you know sugar is the only word that begins with an 's' that makes a 'sh' sound?

spxxxxxx

Wahpeton, ND, USA

I'm not great at jokes in fack i suck at them ;( I do love being told a great joke though

2nxxxxxx

Albuquerque, NM, USA

Do you know the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? One will see you later the other will see you after awhile XD

Swxxxxxx

Potts Grove, PA, USA

Stop looking for the perfect match... use a lighter :')

coxxxxxx

Archway, ISL, GBR

What do you call a sugar daddy that you’re only friends with? PayPal

suxxxxxx

Louisville, KY, USA

What do you call a potato who watches sports? A spec-tater!

lexxxxxx

Buckhead, GA, USA

how about you share your best one with me, because i definitely cannot think of one :(

Jaxxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

What do you call a pig that knows karate? PORKCHOP!!

kaxxxxxx

Modesto, CA, USA

How do you expect to get someone's attention without having a profile picture??

Chxxxxxx

Hummelstown, PA, USA

Why did the woman roll in the sand? She was making sugar cookies. (Its a bobs burgers joke so if you get this you're awesome!)

quxxxxxx

Southend-on-Sea, SOS, GBR

Why do vegetarians give good head? Beause they’re used to eating nuts.

BIxxxxxx

Roswell, NM, USA

Trick or Treat I've got something good to eat. I'm running scared please bring clean underwear

quxxxxxx

Southend-on-Sea, SOS, GBR

Why do vegetarians give good head? Beause they’re used to eating nuts.

BIxxxxxx

Roswell, NM, USA

Trick or Treat I've got something good to eat. I'm running scared please bring clean underwear

elxxxxxx

Lakeland, FL, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to get attractive and young women is not a “Sugar Daddy”. ..He’s an artificial sweetener.

suxxxxxx

New Smyrna Beach, FL, USA

What is the gender neutral term for a sugar daddy? Glucose guardian!

suxxxxxx

New Smyrna Beach, FL, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy that your only friends with? A PayPal

laxxxxxx

North Hollywood, CA, USA

Pour some sugar and spice it'll make everything nice:)

elxxxxxx

Lakeland, FL, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to get attractive and young women is not a “Sugar Daddy”. He’s an artificial sweetener.