FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Swxxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

I often found myself daydreaming about the same thing… me looking for a sugar daddy who wouldn’t call, text, touch or meet but would pay all my bills, just because I’m beautiful.

Laxxxxxx

City of London, LND, GBR

Spoiling and being looked after makes my heart full with gratitude but a full stomach goes a longer way.

ooxxxxxx

Waldorf, MD, USA

i keep my head, my heels and my standards high. Keep your spirit light, your booty tight, and your goals in sight!

Soxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

Let's not let miss sally trying to sell you feet pics for $500 detour you from meeting your soulmate... stay the course lol

Vixxxxxx

Te Aro, WGN, NZL

What do you call a banana being cut in half? A banana split

prxxxxxx

Bozeman, MT, USA

What kind of Horse do you ride at night? - A Night Mare! ___________________ I have soo many jokes and funny stories to share- with the right Person. It is much rarer for me to open up to Strangers; unless I'm being paid to do it. I keep my comedy as PG and Goofy as I'm able to. I learned this skill over many years of being a fan of Stand Up Comedy. And I honed this skill for myself while being a Trail Guide for a Dude Ranch that caters to the Rich ...

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CHxxxxxx

Slidell, LA, USA

-This week I didn’t win a lottery or hit it big at the casino, and I didn’t find a sugar daddy, I guess I have to go back to work :( -What is SPLENDA DADDY? A man who would like to be a sugar daddy…. But doesn’t quite have the means to pull it off.

mixxxxxx

Austin, TX, USA

What do you blow to make your wishes come true ? -- A sugar daddy lol ;) What do you call a sugar daddy with HIV? -- Financial Aids lol What do you call a sugar daddy in a wheelchair ? -- Meals on wheels . lol I laughed a little too hard at this one . Don't hold it over me . Just trying to crack the ice

BAxxxxxx

Russellville, AR, USA

What is the gender neutral term for sugar daddy? "Glucose Guardian"

Coxxxxxx

Lewisville, TX, USA

A friendly sugar joke: "Trick or Treat, lick my feet, buy me something good to eat, if u dont, i dont care,,,I can spend money anywhere." im funny right?!? plz say im funny 8)

elxxxxxx

Liverpool, LIV, GBR

Give me some suger and I'll be ur baby I promise u will love me

Arxxxxxx

Tampa, FL, USA

If your having a bitter day just text me and I'll make it sweeter with sum sugar ;)

thxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

A little brown sugar in your coffee is good for you

Roxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

My mother named me KELI , only 4 letters she's says " just in case you came out dumb at least you could spell it"

chxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

Fun Fact: "Sugar" Is the only word in the English language where "Su-" makes a "Sh" sound .... At least, Im pretty sure that's correct.

prxxxxxx

Bozeman, MT, USA

What kind of Horse do you ride at night? - A Night Mare! ___________________ I have soo many jokes and funny stories to share- with the right Person. It is much rarer for me to open up to Strangers; unless I'm being paid to do it. I keep my comedy as PG and Goofy as I'm able to. I learned this skill over many years of being a fan of Stand Up Comedy. And I honed this skill for myself while being a Guide for a Dude Ranch that caters to the Rich & Famo...

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ISxxxxxx

Spring Valley, NY, USA

HIDE YOUR WALLET! I MIGHT MAKE YOU BROKER THAN A JOKE LOL

Jaxxxxxx

Boston, MA, USA

Why did the sugarbaby make no money? Because she wasnt SWEET enough

prxxxxxx

Burlington, NJ, USA

Why are piggy banks so wise? They are filled with commons sense!!! What's red and hard and bad for your teeth? Why don't dinosaurs talk? (Message me for the answer)

spxxxxxx

Smyrna, GA, USA

What do you call a man that never tells you no and spends it all on you? Daddy