FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Asxxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

Open to adventures!! Looking to try out new things

Laxxxxxx

Camden, NJ, USA

I would love a Splenda daddy but I don't mind giving up some sugar for the right daddy

caxxxxxx

Austin, TX, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy with no money? A Splenda daddy!

Coxxxxxx

Darwen, BBD, GBR

The kombucha mushroom ppl?? sitting around all day??? who will believe you smh

amxxxxxx

Oklahoma City, OK, USA

"Knock knock" "who's there" "sugar""sugar who" "sugar daddy"

jfxxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

What's sweet , sour, and spoiled ? A sugar baby haha

Pexxxxxx

Lodi, CA, USA

Let's trade a treat for a treat ! I like mine a little sweet but Ik sometimes it's salty lol

Isxxxxxx

Barnard Castle, DUR, GBR

I'm no comedian but here we go! If you were a fruit, you'd be a fine-apple. Cell biologists are classy as hell. They are men of cultures.

lixxxxxx

Gladewater, TX, USA

What's the gender neutral term for Sugar Daddy? Glucose Guardian!

Taxxxxxx

Sunnyvale, CA, USA

What does Pinocchio's lover say to him? "Lie to me! Lie to me!"

Loxxxxxx

Hyattsville, MD, USA

what do you think the girl said to her sugar daddy after a big fight? "Leave me a loan!"

prxxxxxx

Modesto, CA, USA

"God, how long is 1 million years?" "to me, it's about a minute" "God, how much is $1 million dollars?" "to me, it's a Penny" "God, May I have a penny?" "Wait a minute"

arxxxxxx

Richmond, VA, USA

If you like sugar then you'll love this sugar cookie

Joxxxxxx

's-Gravendeel, ZH, NLD

Dark humor is the best humor in my opinion l......

faxxxxxx

Brooklyn, NY, USA

Im not sure what a “Sugar Joke“ is but I think I got one for ya lmao. How does the moon cut it’s hair? Eclipse it ....Ahhhhh Ya Get it ... okay I tried

loxxxxxx

West Palm Beach, FL, USA

What do you think the girl said to her sugar daddy after their big fight? Leave me a loan (lmao).

Asxxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

Willing to lie and say we met at Target! Open to adventures.

Bexxxxxx

Savannah, GA, USA

Asking for my bank info...like haha you think i was born yesterday?

daxxxxxx

Traverse City, MI, USA

What do you blow to make your dreams come true? ~~~ A sugar daddy

QUxxxxxx

Bloomington, IL, USA

What do you call melted chocolate on a hot sunny day?? Your sugar baby