FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

ELxxxxxx

City of London, LND, GBR

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy you think we can go on a date?

Syxxxxxx

Denver, CO, USA

My favorite joke of all time is "A blind man walks into a fish market and says...Hello ladies"

Roxxxxxx

Norco, CA, USA

I won't bite, unless you want me to

lyxxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

I prefer to have a Cake Daddy, because sugar can't do anything on it's own!

myxxxxxx

Jersey City, NJ, USA

I need someone loyal, committed, who always loves me…nevermind, I'm already getting a dog. What I need is a sugar daddy.

STxxxxxx

Weymouth, DOR, GBR

Do you belive in love at first site? Or shall I walk past again?

luxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

Starting a sugar daddy dating site for people into 80s music. I'm calling it Girls Just Wanna Have Funds.

Doxxxxxx

Worcester, MA, USA

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef Dad jokes, included!

brxxxxxx

Virginia Beach, VA, USA

The site would not let me delete this section sooo

Suxxxxxx

Detroit, MI, USA

What do you think the girl said to her sugar daddy after their big fight? Leave me a loan What do you call a sugar daddy in a wheelchair? Meals on wheels

amxxxxxx

West Monroe, LA, USA

I really want to tell you about the benefits of dried grapes It's called raisin awareness

Frxxxxxx

Shepperton, SRY, GBR

My friend said he wanted to be a sugar daddy in the future. I told him, "Boy, with how broke you are, you'd be a sweetex stepdad.' Get it :)

alxxxxxx

Burleson, TX, USA

What do you call a sugardaddy that's just a friend? A payal

loxxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

A man orders coffee with no cream and no sugar. After a few minutes, the waitress comes back and says, "we're out of cream. What about no milk?"

Koxxxxxx

Inglewood, CA, USA

If your not ready to be my sugar daddy get off this site NO JOKE

Mixxxxxx

Allentown, PA, USA

Well let me ask you this if you drive a nice ass car, would you put the cheapest gas in it and say you're committed to it? Or are you going to put the best gas in it, take it to the best detail shop, put the best rims/tires on it etc right? Well I'm that fancy ass car. And I don't run on regular cheap gas. I run on Premium .

PRxxxxxx

Searcy, AR, USA

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef lol

thxxxxxx

San Antonio, TX, USA

I wanna see your lips around me babe so open wide and get that saliva flowing.

yoxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

What's the gender-neutral term for a sugar daddy? Glucose Guardian

syxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

It's me I'm a joke ( sorry guys I could think of anything else )