FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

sexxxxxx

Arbutus, MD, USA

roses are red, violets are blue. I like 20's, 50's and 100's too.

Bexxxxxx

Hartford, CT, USA

Only the good die young, so you've got to be a little bad every day!

Fuxxxxxx

Osage Beach, MO, USA

I hope you like dragons? If you ask me why be prepared for an x rated answer.

luxxxxxx

Stockton, CA, USA

What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear, the other’s a Great year!

Stxxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

Why do Boomers make the best sugar daddies? They’re the best at f*cking future generations.

mixxxxxx

Marietta, GA, USA

Interested in a glucose guardian with open arms and no drama.

laxxxxxx

Media, PA, USA

You still use internet explorer? You must like it nice and slow

Mixxxxxx

Trinidad, TX, USA

Get that head get that bread and leave lol just playing kinda

AKxxxxxx

Fairbanks, AK, USA

What is the gender-neutral for sugar daddy? glucose guardian

faxxxxxx

Brooklyn, NY, USA

What the hell is a sugar joke lol? Feels like I was Gone for a while and Now im missing something lmao

Mexxxxxx

San Antonio, TX, USA

I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?

ccxxxxxx

Toronto, ON, CAN

If you have a yacht, let me and my friends come for a ride sometime! Lol

faxxxxxx

Brooklyn, NY, USA

What the hell is a sugar joke lol? Feels like I was Gone for a while and Now im missing something lmao

suxxxxxx

San Antonio, TX, USA

Looking for the real deal, sugar only ~ no splenda please.

Lexxxxxx

Spokane, WA, USA

Why did the sugar baby click on my profile? To tell her boss to pound sand and joining me in kicking ass in life!

nixxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

I know you like me...... so let me spend you're money!

Hexxxxxx

Wellton, AZ, USA

Be Grateful, Smile & make each day a little brighter

haxxxxxx

Kent, WA, USA

No matter what you look like or how you live your life we are humans at the end of the day! Don't forget to smile :)

sqxxxxxx

San Diego, CA, USA

A baby whale and a daddy whale were swimming together in the ocean. The baby whale goes "Dad thanks for telling me about where babies come from" the daddy whale goes "You're walcome" If you need me to explain I can lol

skxxxxxx

Chattahoochee Hills, GA, USA

truly im not ever bratty unless you want me to be;)