FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

ruxxxxxx

Detroit, MI, USA

What do you call a fish without eyes? Fsh. hahahah

chxxxxxx

Bishop Auckland, DUR, GBR

Nock nock daddy (whos there) only the sweetest suger baby on this dam site

RAxxxxxx

Southsea, POR, GBR

Did you sit in sugar? Because you got a sweet ass.

trxxxxxx

Shreveport, LA, USA

Too much Sugar will make your tummy hurt. I implore you to choose the best of the best.

Aaxxxxxx

Montgomery, AL, USA

What's the opposite of a sugar daddy? Guess??? Me!

stxxxxxx

Mississauga, ON, CAN

What do you call a sugar daddy that you are only friends with???

Bexxxxxx

Brunswick, GA, USA

What did the sugar baby say to her daddy? Did you deposit the money yet .

Prxxxxxx

San Diego, CA, USA

Why do ducks have feathers? To cover their butt quacks!

faxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

If you enjoy squirters who squirt back to back then inbox me if u afraid of drowning welp dnt message me Lol it can get pretty messy

Caxxxxxx

Lawrenceville, GA, USA

I don't really have any fun dad jokes but I am really funny, once you talk to me you'll see

nixxxxxx

West Palm Beach, FL, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy that your only friends with ?

isxxxxxx

Youngstown, OH, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy with HIV? Financial AIDS Lmaoo this is so bad

laxxxxxx

Charlotte, NC, USA

what's the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?

soxxxxxx

Apple Valley, CA, USA

Why do Boomers make the best sugar daddies? They’re the best at screwing future generations.

iexxxxxx

Lewes, ESX, GBR

Okay so the joke I wanted to share isn't "friendly"... so my second joke is: What do you think the girl said to her sugar daddy after their big fight? Leave me a loan

fuxxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

Nothing in life is free , come taste me for fun if you'd like

loxxxxxx

New City, NY, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to get attractive and young women is not a “Sugar Daddy”. He’s an artificial sweetener.

adxxxxxx

Manchester, MAN, GBR

What did the woman say to her sugar daddy after their big fight? Leave me a loan

SUxxxxxx

Headington, OXF, GBR

Are you a banana because you look appealing. Did you hit you head when you fell from heaven.

baxxxxxx

Logansport, IN, USA

A sugar daddy is in bed with a beautiful woman and she’s whispering… Daddy I’m cumming!” “Hi Cumming, I’m dad”