FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Caxxxxxx

Alpharetta, GA, USA

I once tried to eat myself to make myself my one sugar daddy

jbxxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

If you aren't willing to spend don't message me lol

Joxxxxxx

Terrell, TX, USA

Roses are red,Violets are blue,I think you're cute.You should be my boo

DDxxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

Need someone loyal, committed, who always loves me…nevermind, I already have a dog. What I need is a DADDY! Lol

amxxxxxx

Advance, IN, USA

Have you heard of that new restaurant on the moon? The food is great, but they have no atmosphere

xoxxxxxx

Norcross, GA, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy in a wheelchair? Meals on wheels

sexxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

I grew up eating sugar daddies and not much has changed.

Laxxxxxx

Palm Springs, CA, USA

In the movie Grease Frenchy said, "The only man a girl can depend on is her daddy". She meant sugar daddy..

cuxxxxxx

Sugar Land, TX, USA

All jokes have truth in them , lol that's what I believe anywho .

swxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

Better then your ex and better then your next Muah xoxoxo

suxxxxxx

Newell, WV, USA

If you think money doesn't buy happiness, then transfer it to my account

frxxxxxx

Pleasanton, CA, USA

I don't know any, sorry! I don't know any, sorry! That should make it 50 characters, hopefully.

anxxxxxx

Birmingham, BIR, GBR

What do you call a sugar daddy that you’re only friends with? A PayPal

akxxxxxx

Charleston, SC, USA

What did the woman say to her sugar daddy after they had a big fight? Leave me a loan!

poxxxxxx

Davenport, IA, USA

If you had a sweet tooth.. it's sure to be satisfied with this brown sugar

Trxxxxxx

Tucson, AZ, USA

Or ever the knightly years were gone With the old world to the grave, I was a King in Babylon And you were a Christian Slave.

Swxxxxxx

Oakland, CA, USA

What kind of bees produce milk? --Boo-bees Lol

alxxxxxx

Paris, FRA

I don t know so much jokes, i m a new sugarbaby, but the sweetest thing that dont give you diabete, me ofc :D

Yexxxxxx

Wylie, TX, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy in a wheelchair? Meals on wheels

aoxxxxxx

KE, IRL

If he isn't sending you no money, then don't be his hunny!!!!