FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

baxxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

my jokes are fairly insensitive, I honestly have no filter & I say anything that comes to mind in a joking manner :)

lixxxxxx

Ocala, FL, USA

What is the gender neutral term for Sugar Daddy? -Glucose guardian. Starting a sugar daddy dating site for people into 80s music. -I'm calling it Girls Just Wanna Have Funds.

apxxxxxx

Salt Lake City, UT, USA

I'm the only type of sugar that won't hurt your heart (just your wallet)

roxxxxxx

Humble, TX, USA

i don't have a joke for my profile but i'm funny lol and i have to write more characters

soxxxxxx

Canyon, TX, USA

What do you call a fake noodle? . . . . . . . . . .AN IMPASTA!!!!!!

Grxxxxxx

City of London, LND, GBR

Starting a sugar daddy dating site for people into 80s music. I'm calling it "Girls Just Wanna Have Funds" ;P

puxxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

Why did the girl put sugar under her pillow? So she would have sweet dreams!

kyxxxxxx

Hialeah, FL, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to get attractive and young women is not a “Sugar Daddy" he's an artificial sweetener

arxxxxxx

Penrith, NSW, AUS

I like my dates like I like my coffee...with sugar not splendour thankyou!

laxxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

"Don't you know that a man being rich is like a girl being pretty? You wouldn't marry a girl just because she's pretty, but my goodness, doesn't it help? " . Quoted by , " Marilyn Monroe.

auxxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to get attractive and young women is not a “Sugar Daddy” more like a "artificial sweetener step father"

dixxxxxx

Manchester, NH, USA

Why did the plum put sugar under its pillow? So it could have sweet dreams

swxxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

What did the women say to her Sugar Daddy after their first fight? Leave me a loan!

Bixxxxxx

Palm Beach Gardens, FL, USA

What do you think the girl said to her sugar daddy after their big fight ? LEAVE ME A LOAN

moxxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

I'll always leave you with a sweet tooth sorry I was born sweet

baxxxxxx

Chelsea, NY, USA

Looking for a Splenda Daddy as I'm already way too sweet lol I hope that corny joke isn't too bad

Hexxxxxx

Orlando, FL, USA

What do you blow to make all your wishes come true? A sugar daddy lol

jaxxxxxx

Frisco, TX, USA

Don't let this app fool you, I have my own money but I'd rather spend yours ;) (Don't take ur personally it's a joke)

Jaxxxxxx

Boise, ID, USA

This one's kinda dumb but just wait. What do you call a pickle and a deer?? • • • A dildo

Gexxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

What did the woman say to her sugar daddy after their big fight? Leave me a loan