FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Caxxxxxx

Montreal, QC, CAN

How many daddies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, and a chequebook. How many SBs does it take to screw in a lighbulb? "We don't need that, daddy, you look handsome in the dark."

Baxxxxxx

Reno, NV, USA

Someone asked me to name two structures that hold water. I was like, well dam.

taxxxxxx

Rolla, MO, USA

What’s the smartest insect? A spelling bee! ( I'm not funny)

Loxxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

You catch more bees with honey than SUGAR, if people only understood how true this is

Cuxxxxxx

Tucson, AZ, USA

If I rub the Genie will my wildest dreams come true? Maybe, but there will be a mess to clean.

Lixxxxxx

Pike Road, AL, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy your only friends with? - Your Paypal

taxxxxxx

Fenton, MI, USA

I went to the doctors and he said my sugar was low and I should increase my intake...so I'm on here looking for someone to give momma some sugar

Koxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

What is a Splenda daddy? A man who would like to be a sugar daddy…. But doesn’t quite have the means to pull it off. What is the gender-neutral for sugar daddy glucose-guardian

kaxxxxxx

Lake Elsinore, CA, USA

Used to think sugar daddy was a man made out of sugar. Boy was I wrong

Blxxxxxx

Gold Coast, QLD, AUS

You won't need sugar when you have me I'm sweet enough... once you go there you can't go back

kixxxxxx

Batesville, MS, USA

The most important thing you need to know to become a successful sugar daddy is daddycation

Baxxxxxx

Sandy Springs, GA, USA

What do you call somebody with no body and no nose? Nobody Nose! Lol sorry I like dad jokes!

Pixxxxxx

Nelson, NSN, NZL

She was struck by the simple truth that sometimes the most ordinary things could be made extraordinary, simply by doing them with the right people... - Nicholas Sparks

Chxxxxxx

Hampton, VA, USA

What did the sugar baby say to her sugar daddy after a big fight? leave me a loan

Jexxxxxx

Kansas City, KS, USA

I know you're busy today.. but can you add me to your "to-do" list?

bixxxxxx

Tampa, FL, USA

If it ain't making dollars, then it sure as hell ain't making cents. ;)

Goxxxxxx

San Francisco, CA, USA

I have seen qingshan such as dai but not as good as your eyes and brows, I heard the autumn water lingling but not as good as your twittering. I have smelled spring flowers but not as fragrant as you, I have looked at winter mountains and rivers but not as beautiful as you

baxxxxxx

San Diego, CA, USA

Sometimes you have to wait patiently and count the days... -until your sugar daddy finally dies and leaves you everything (get it)

laxxxxxx

Miami, AZ, USA

Starting a sugar daddy dating site, for people into 80s music. It's called girls just wanna have funds

adxxxxxx

San Francisco, CA, USA

Sometimes you have to wait patiently and count the days.... when your sugar daddy finally dies and leaves you everything