FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Vixxxxxx

Fairfax, VA, USA

"What did one boat say to the other on their date?" “Are you up for a little row-mance?

sexxxxxx

Queens, NY, USA

Why didn't the sugar daddy get any sugar ? He forgot his wallet at home

Guxxxxxx

Ottawa, ON, CAN

What did the sugar daddy say to his new watch? “Time to spoil!”

taxxxxxx

Springfield, MO, USA

A little boy writes a letter to Santa. He says send me a baby brother for Christmas. Santa writes back send me your mother!

suxxxxxx

Idaho Falls, ID, USA

If you're old enough to be my dad, you're just my type;)

Drxxxxxx

Alexandria, VA, USA

A Buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog vendor and says "Make me one with everything"

Sexxxxxx

Austin, TX, USA

Why don't oysters donate to charity? Because they're shellfish.

Moxxxxxx

Madison, AL, USA

Why is reverse cowgirl illegal in Alabama ? you can't turn your back on family?

mexxxxxx

Albany, AUK, NZL

Why do sugar daddies make the best bakers? Because they’ve got the sweetest connections!

mexxxxxx

Albany, AUK, NZL

Why do sugar daddies make the best bakers? Because they’ve got the sweetest connections!

wyxxxxxx

Belo Horizonte, MG, BRA

What did the chicken ask the other chicken while they were making coffee? Po po o pó

Adxxxxxx

Cincinnati, OH, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to their date? - Because they heard their partner had a high net worth!

anxxxxxx

Calgary, AB, CAN

How are you doing today? If I were any better, I'd be twins!

Stxxxxxx

Fargo, ND, USA

What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming? “Want to see if it fits?” Why did the snowman suddenly smile? He could see the snowblower coming.

caxxxxxx

Greensboro, NC, USA

If stealings hearts were a crime I'd be sentenced to a quarter century !

prxxxxxx

Mesa, AZ, USA

Any dark humor haha. It takes a special person to make me giggle.

Adxxxxxx

Cassville, MO, USA

What do u blow to make all ur wishes come true? A sugar daddy

stxxxxxx

Los Altos, CA, USA

If your right leg is Thanksgiving and your left leg is Christmas can I visit you in between the holidays?

luxxxxxx

Salt Lake City, UT, USA

Never ever date an apostrophe. They’re possessive.

Chxxxxxx

Erie, PA, USA

How do you know you've found the perfect sugar daddy? When he knows the difference between "just a snack" and "full-course meal"