FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

mexxxxxx

Aberaeron, ABE, GBR

I always wanted to be a sugar daddy…turns out I only have the money for being some sort of artificial sweetener daddy. I often found myself daydreaming about the same thing… me looking for a sugar daddy who wouldn’t call, text, touch or meet but would pay all my bills, just because I’m beautiful.

Zexxxxxx

Columbus, OH, USA

Everyone needs a little bit of sugar in their life with a pinch of spice!

yuxxxxxx

Aveley, THR, GBR

What do French people call a really bad Thursday? A trajeudi !

Baxxxxxx

Millington, TN, USA

What do you think the girl said to her sugar daddy after their big fight? Leave me a loan

maxxxxxx

Dearborn Heights, MI, USA

What do you call a dog with no legs .....? Is dosnt matter cause he ain't coming lmaoooo

lexxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

They call me the wild card but no really I'm sweet as Ice tea lols A few tattoos won't hurt nobody I call it body art the best way to describe myself

mixxxxxx

Fort Lauderdale, FL, USA

calling u daddy but i'm not ur daughter..................

amxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

If you have a sweet tooth I'm known to make diabetics. Come get some sugar

chxxxxxx

Romsey, HAM, GBR

My favourite dad joke...What is Forrest Gumps password? 1Forrest1!

CHxxxxxx

Waterbury, CT, USA

"I'm as thick as a donut, all I'm missing is the sugar!" I made myself chuckle LOL

bexxxxxx

Indianapolis, IN, USA

**Johnny the Fighter Pilot** A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Johnny says: "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest Sugar Baby, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while bang her like a loose screen d...

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Nuxxxxxx

Casa Grande, AZ, USA

There was a chicken who breathe through his a$$hole and one day he sat down and he died

vixxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

Did it hurt? When you FELL FROM HEAVEN? Or maybe... no that's it. That's all I can think of but I promise to make you laugh in real life!

Chxxxxxx

Jacksonville, FL, USA

What do you call a pig that does karate? A porch chop :) Why do ducks have feathers? To cover their butt quacks!

mixxxxxx

West Des Moines, IA, USA

What did the babygirl say to her sugar daddy after an arguement? Leave me a loan!

moxxxxxx

Albertville, AL, USA

i hope you know the difference between "your" and "you're" *muahahah*

Hoxxxxxx

Vancouver, WA, USA

Why do ducks have tail feathers? To cover their butt quacks.

jaxxxxxx

Tuscaloosa, AL, USA

What did the sugar tell the baby? Sugarbaby lol What did the dad tell johnny johnny? Eat sugar? Loll

imxxxxxx

Edmonton, AB, CAN

Ok, so a Mollusc, a Sea Turtle and a Jellyfish walk into a bar. Or was it a Sting Ray? (I don't know, you're telling the joke!) And here I thought clown fish were supposed to be funny... must have been a Rainbow Trout! (Badeep badeep, that's all folks!)

NIxxxxxx

Ajax, ON, CAN

What is the gender neutral for sugar daddy? ..."Glucose Guardian"