FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

QUxxxxxx

Bloomington, IL, USA

What do you call melted chocolate on a hot sunny day?? A sugar baby

roxxxxxx

Moberly, MO, USA

KNOCK KNOCK,, whose there? ROBIN Robin who? I'M ROBIN BANKS, GIVE ME ALL YOUR FIVES, TENS AND ONES!!

anxxxxxx

El Paso, TX, USA

If you like laughs im tha gal, Making sure I make your life brighter is the goal

Prxxxxxx

Harold Wood, HAV, GBR

Her: What are those things you blow to make a wish? Me: Sugar daddies? Nust a friendly joke ;)

ebxxxxxx

New Orleans, LA, USA

I'm definitely the sugar baby you need to come to when you've got a sweet tooth;)

Nixxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

Where do fruits go on vacation? Pear-is. I hope you're laughing!

Haxxxxxx

Hanley, STE, GBR

Rope walks into a bar and asks for a rum and coke, the bartender explains that they don't serve ropes. The rope leaves and comes back in disguise. He tries again to order his rum and coke and gets turned away. He tries a few more disguises and gets turned away each time. Eventually he leaves and he crosses the road and finds some boy scouts and asks them to tie a knot in him. Luckily for him, the boy scouts had just got their badges and they tied a knot in the rope. F...

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Tyxxxxxx

Carrollton, TX, USA

Rose are red, Sugar is sweet, A huge controversy starts with a tweet!

kixxxxxx

Minneapolis, MN, USA

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair??? Virgin mobile!!!!!

yoxxxxxx

Chattanooga, TN, USA

Are you Carbon, Uranium, and Tellurium? Because you’re pretty C-U-Te.

elxxxxxx

West Midlands, GBR

A man who pretends to be rich in order to get attractive and young women is not a “Sugar Daddy”. He’s an artificial sweetener.

THxxxxxx

Austin, TX, USA

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles!

Bixxxxxx

Sioux Falls, SD, USA

Which superhero likes to crochet? Wool-verine! Hahaha! LMFAO!

Dexxxxxx

Allen, TX, USA

True Love checklist: 1. Affectionate 2. Commited 3. Loyal... Wait a minunte... I already have a dog! Retake: 1: Sugar Daddy

baxxxxxx

Pittsburgh, PA, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to get attractive and young women is not a “Sugar Daddy”. He’s an artificial sweetener.

chxxxxxx

Nottingham, NGM, GBR

What do you blow to make your dreams come true? A candle, get your mind out of the gutter ;)

GFxxxxxx

Kissimmee, FL, USA

What is a sugar daddy's favorite type of candy? Sugar babies!

Amxxxxxx

San Diego, CA, USA

What do you call a gender-neutral Sugar Daddy? Glucose Guardian

Suxxxxxx

Reno, NV, USA

I've got pickup lines "I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life. When can I interview you?"

rexxxxxx

Denton, TX, USA

Terrible joke a good friend shared with me . Why did the mermaid change her B shells? " Because she needed C shells. Kinda like seashells