FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

jexxxxxx

Bearsden, EDU, GBR

Here for a good time, not a long time! Are you with me? Hit me back...

Cixxxxxx

Orlando, FL, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy with no money? A splenda daddy.

Brxxxxxx

Ventura, CA, USA

Conserve water shower with a friend ... Don't tell me I don't have balls I just ware mine on my chest and I know they are bigger than yours...

vixxxxxx

Abbott, TX, USA

I think I'd rather be called a Honey Baby :P Natural sugars are the best.

Mixxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

What do you call a guy who's good at fishing?

baxxxxxx

Willows, CA, USA

I don't have premium so go head and shoot me a text if your interested in me;)

anxxxxxx

Jacksonville, FL, USA

Hope you'd last longer than my boyfriend with PTSD. I don't blame him tho, my mom won't take it lightly when she found out her husband been getting alot of me.. lol

Whxxxxxx

Accord, NY, USA

I have a reallly funny joke lmao Why did the bag close?? .... Because mwen fout pon le lmfaooo

roxxxxxx

Bellflower, CA, USA

Are you a potato cause I am looking to smash.. I am not good at jokes haha

goxxxxxx

Buena Park, CA, USA

what did god say to the angels when they asked him where to put the prostate? "up your butt and around the corner!"

loxxxxxx

Washington, DC, USA

Lets flip a coin! Heads im yours tails your mine! Looks like it's tails! Your mine!!! Yay!!

wixxxxxx

Pittsburgh, PA, USA

Super corny joke just a warning.... how did the headless chicken cross the road??? In a KFC bucket.

mixxxxxx

Sandwich, KEN, GBR

I'm diabetic, so, do you think you can you give me a sugar high?

xoxxxxxx

Exeter, ON, CAN

a relationship should be 50/50, you make the money i spend it ~

sexxxxxx

Arbutus, MD, USA

do you get your package delivered before you pay for it? I think NOT

Daxxxxxx

El Paso, TX, USA

ok ok ill tell my lord of the rings joke here so what did Frodo say to bilbo, "uncle, when you see golem give him the finger i would do it my slef but he already took it with him"

Maxxxxxx

Inglewood, CA, USA

I can pretend to know how crypto works infront of your friends.

laxxxxxx

Greenwich, GRE, GBR

A man being rich is like a girl being pretty, you might not marry a girl just because she's pretty but my goodness doesn't it help. -Marilyn Monroe

haxxxxxx

Sandy Springs, GA, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy with no money? A splenda daddy.

Olxxxxxx

City of London, LND, GBR

What do you call a sugar daddy in a wheel chair? Meals on wheels