FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Saxxxxxx

Barbican, LND, GBR

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetner.

imxxxxxx

Maida Vale, WSM, GBR

Why did the potatoe go to France? Because he wanted to be a French Fry! Fun fact: I done a stand up comedy show once in the Glasgow Glee club to raise money for Cancer Research and I had ran out of jokes and said this at the end got everyone laughing.

xmxxxxxx

North Lanarkshire, NLK, GBR

Question: What does a upside down cow say? Answer: Woo I love that joke

daxxxxxx

Chesapeake, VA, USA

What did the woman say to her sugar daddy after their big fight? Leave me a loan!

laxxxxxx

Saskatoon, SK, CAN

The neighbor ladies were having coffee together one day talking about laundry and weather etc. . Martha said to Sally, “I know what kind of a day it’s going to be like when I wake up by the way my husband’s thingy is laying in the morning. “Sally exclaimed, “what??! How so??”“Well”, said Martha, “if it’s laying off to the left? It’s going to rain and I have to throw my laundry in the dryer to dry.” Well what do you do if it’s off to the right”? Asked Sally. Martha ...

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haxxxxxx

Sandy Springs, GA, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy with no money? A splenda daddy..

Moxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

When does a joke become a 'Dad joke'? When it becomes a parent.

naxxxxxx

Orlando, FL, USA

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine he woke up

Alxxxxxx

Accord, NY, USA

An Absent Minded ProfessorA notoriously absentminded professor was one day observed walking along the street with one foot continually in the gutter，the other on the pavement. A pupil meeting him said： “Good evening，professor.How are you? “Well，” answered the professor，“I thought I was all right when I left home，but now I don't know what's the matter with me.I've been limping for the last half hour.”

Vaxxxxxx

Seminole, FL, USA

3 things that won't lie; Yoga pants young children And highly intoxicated people!

swxxxxxx

Lafayette Hill, PA, USA

If two vegans have an argument, is it still called a beef?...

dixxxxxx

Tyler, TX, USA

What do you blow to make all your wishes come true? A sugar daddy.

baxxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

Roses Are Red, Your Pockets Are Fat But So Is My Ass, Which Is Why You'll Run Back LOL

Naxxxxxx

Acadia Valley, AB, CAN

Why couldn't he deliver the sugar? He forgot his cane......

Jaxxxxxx

Tacoma, WA, USA

I'd be happy to be your sugar to your coffee, just scoop me off my feet !

gexxxxxx

Ponsonby, AUK, NZL

People.... people seem to be the only running jokes these days... "hey gurly look at me I have money now get in my bed".... the fuck do males actually think with

Toxxxxxx

Sacramento, CA, USA

Why did the cookie jump over the milk? Because it did not contain sugar!

Clxxxxxx

Baton Rouge, LA, USA

Willing to satisfy & and make whoever my sugar daddy maybe smile

kexxxxxx

Abbott, TX, USA

My loveeeee life :) greatest joke ever but we won't talk about that

LAxxxxxx

Blockhouse Bay, AUK, NZL

I'm made sweet with spice and all things nice ;) if you know u know how to enjoy life