FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

ryxxxxxx

Bamber Bridge, LAN, GBR

Cheesy joke, ok hahah. "Have you seen the menu, because I only see me n u on it!"

soxxxxxx

Potsdam, BB, DEU

Okay are you ready for one of my baddest friendly sugar jokes? I warned ya! I once had a sugar daddy...It was nothing wierd. My father had type II diabetes. I hope it was bad enough to make u laugh :D

xJxxxxxx

Chattanooga, TN, USA

Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I feel like your diet is lacking some Vitamin Me.

Roxxxxxx

Round Rock, TX, USA

Why do bakeries in Denmark add so much sugar to their pastries? If they didn't, they would be sweetish.

chxxxxxx

Rosemont, IL, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy that you’re only friends with? PayPal

lixxxxxx

Oxford, MS, USA

What did the bear say to the bee ? The bear ask where is the honey shop and the bee says your hands

dixxxxxx

Corpus Christi, TX, USA

Sorry but this might be corny but .. Are you a triangle?? Because you're Acute. Hehe ,

Jaxxxxxx

Toronto, ON, CAN

i hope my real dad isn't on here but if u are, when will u be back with the milk?

Maxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

Please don't get on this app and act like your better then the woman here , We are all here for the same thing . You either got it or you don't

glxxxxxx

Florence, AZ, USA

What did the left nut say to the right nut ? ....... This guy in the middle thinks he's so hard

prxxxxxx

Absecon, NJ, USA

What did the sugar baby say to the sugar daddy after a fight? Leave me a loan!!!

maxxxxxx

Palm Desert, CA, USA

If I could speak all the thought in my mind I wouldn't be appreciated on here like they would face to face or your face in my place. Im a one on one kinda joker. Hit me up and we can test the laughs and placements.

MAxxxxxx

Valencia, VC, ESP

Not that baby anymore...maybe more of a teen/little now ;) Why is it that the age gap between man & woman is something that fascinates that much?

Baxxxxxx

Jacksonville, FL, USA

What Did The House Buy To Wear To The Party???? -Address ! What Do You Blow To Make Your Wishes Come True? -A Sugar Daddy

Maxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

Why pay for milk when you can buy the whole cow ?

nixxxxxx

San Francisco, CA, USA

I'm the sweetest lil honeybee you'll ever meet, I promise not to sting as long as there's a consistency in the flow of honey.

buxxxxxx

Apex, NC, USA

My ex cheated on me so I screwed his mom. Did you hear about the first restaurant to open on the moon? It had great food, but no atmosphere. How do you measure a snake? In inches, they ain't got feet. I like girthy snakes.

Saxxxxxx

San Francisco, CA, USA

how do you get a squerral to like you? ............act like a nut

arxxxxxx

Southfield, MI, USA

One day, I went to purchase some Sugar instead I found some Arm Candy.

alxxxxxx

Abbott, TX, USA

What did one snowman say to the other snowman? "Do you smell carrots?" I have dad humor sorry hahha