FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Whxxxxxx

St Louis, MO, USA

What’s the best part about gardening? Getting down and dirty with your hoes.

chxxxxxx

Ain, FRA

I am a bubbly and cheerful young woman. I am looking for a gentle, caring, generous man. Not serious refrain.

ohxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

Not a joke but I like to say, when life gives you lemons make orange juice and leave the world wondering how.

loxxxxxx

VAN, BEL

A man who pretends to be rich in order to get attractive and young women is not a “Sugar Daddy”. He’s an artificial sweetener.

icxxxxxx

Greenville, NC, USA

My friend said he wanted to be a sugar daddy in the future. I told him, “Boy, with how broke you are, you’d be a Splenda stepfather.”

puxxxxxx

Raleigh, NC, USA

What's the difference between the Pacific ocean and a woman? They both swallow seman! Lol

Loxxxxxx

Telephone, TX, USA

As the lady that I am...I will always allow you to eat first daddy..

quxxxxxx

Southend-on-Sea, SOS, GBR

the alphabet is spelt wrong, U and I should be together. You're looking a little pale, you need some vitamin me.

Loxxxxxx

West Yorkshire, GBR

Two snakes sat on a log, one called A and one called B; one day A asks B, "Hey B, are we poisonous?" B turns and says, "No? Why?" And A simply replies, "Oh, because I bit my tongue."

caxxxxxx

Lansing, MI, USA

What's the difference between a wife, a mistress, and a prostitute? The prostitute says, "I hope you enjoyed it." The mistress says, "I hope it was as good for you as it was for me." The wife says .... You will have to contact me to get the punch line!

Chxxxxxx

Chicago Heights, IL, USA

Hen: What kind of business is this virtue? The rooster blushed and said: sell some chicken essence

xoxxxxxx

Manhattan, NY, USA

a roman walks into a bar, puts two fingers up and says "five please".

Baxxxxxx

Jefferson City, TN, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to get attractive and young women is not a “Sugar Daddy”. He’s an artificial sweetener. lol

jaxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

what did the woman say to her sugar daddy after their big fight? leave me a loan this was some corny a hole shit.

Msxxxxxx

Scottsdale, AZ, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy that you're only friends with? .... PayPal

Emxxxxxx

Halifax, NS, CAN

What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.

alxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

I'd love to take you to the movies, but they don't let you bring in your own snacks.

fixxxxxx

Vernon Hills, IL, USA

Why did the guy fall into the well? He couldn't see that well.

baxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

Wanna know why I put surger on my pillows? To have sweet dream... Oh they meant jokes about suger daddy's...my bad

suxxxxxx

Adrian, MO, USA

I like your undies on you, but they look better on my floor...