FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Kaxxxxxx

Ville-Marie, QC, CAN

A blonde would wake up every morning, go into the kitchen, carefully open the lid of the sugar container, look into it and then close it. This made her new boyfriend very curious. So one day he asked her why she did that. She replied, "My doctor asked me to check my sugar level every day."

Chxxxxxx

Rotorua, BOP, NZL

You can catch flies with honey and you can catch honeys being fly ;)

hoxxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

Come DIPP into my honey jar . Its so sweet ! Honey isnt always bitter You can take a taste of me any time youd like

stxxxxxx

Osnabrück, NI, DEU

Zwei Dinge sind unendlich, das Universum und die menschliche Dummheit, aber bei dem Universum bin ich mir noch nicht ganz sicher. (Albert Einstein)

Moxxxxxx

Temple, TX, USA

Why does a leprechaun always laugh when he is running? Because the grass is tickling his balls !

boxxxxxx

Stafford, VA, USA

What's the difference between people from Dubai and people from Abu Dhabi? People from Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people from Abu Dhabi doooooo. I laughed waaaay too hard at this because I didn't see it coming.

raxxxxxx

Abbott, TX, USA

Funny thing I like baldness too........................

Pexxxxxx

Braintree, MA, USA

What kind of shorts do clouds wear? -Thunderwear I love a good pun or riddle!

cuxxxxxx

Albany, NY, USA

Is that your wallet in your pocket or are you just happy to see me

Pexxxxxx

Braintree, MA, USA

What kind of shorts do clouds wear? -Thunderwear I love a good pun or riddle!

Pexxxxxx

Braintree, MA, USA

What kind of shorts do clouds wear? -Thunderwear I love a good pun or riddle!

auxxxxxx

Brooklyn, NY, USA

Why is a bar like a woman? Liquor in the front, poker in the back ;)

arxxxxxx

WBR, BEL

Lies are like ejaculating, easy to get out, but hard to swallow.

Sexxxxxx

South Orange, NJ, USA

The only man I depend on is my daddy..... I mean my sugar daddy

slxxxxxx

San Antonio, TX, USA

What's it's called when an investigator only deals with cases in breath mints . A deTICTACtive . Good one right , I know .

Maxxxxxx

Vienna, Vienna, AUT

Don't worry be happy .......…........................,...

Smxxxxxx

Portland, OR, USA

Just a harmless dad joke I know. I only know 25 letter of the alphabet.... I dont know Y...

Rexxxxxx

Everett, WA, USA

Goth people wear black to reflect the color of their souls. Except ginger goths, they go naked.

jaxxxxxx

Coolidge, AZ, USA

You know when people muddle berries and preserve them with sugar? That’s my jam.

baxxxxxx

Auckland, AUK, NZL

If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won't feel like you are lonely any more