FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

hexxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

Don’t ask for my number unless you trying to be my sugar daddy. I'll accept Splenda daddies too cause times | hard | understand!? LOLOL

enxxxxxx

Detroit, MI, USA

What is the gender-neutral for sugar daddy? glucose guardian

pwxxxxxx

Rowland Heights, CA, USA

Rent and those student loans ain't going to pay itself.......

Syxxxxxx

Indianapolis, IN, USA

Want to hear a joke about a roof? The first one’s on the house.

Dixxxxxx

Brookshire, TX, USA

Okay, okay...you may not laugh, but you've got to admit it's a great corny joke, okay? Why can't animals take tests? Too many cheetahs!!

lixxxxxx

Winter Haven, FL, USA

People are getting married and having kids and I'm here just waiting for my McDonalds order to arrive. #SingleLife Always free to chat

haxxxxxx

Alachua, FL, USA

Pay for 1 procedure for me, I'm yours forever ;) That's my only catch.

coxxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

SPLENDA DADDY - A man who would like to be a sugar daddy.... But doesn't quite have the means to pull it off. lol

Baxxxxxx

Cincinnati, OH, USA

I am not paying for a membership so send me a message

kixxxxxx

Fairfield, CA, USA

I love role-playing. I enjoy living life with my sugar daddy am All your my love.

Mexxxxxx

Boca Raton, FL, USA

Woman who spend a lot of time shopping live longer & are less likely to suffer from depression!

ilxxxxxx

Myrtle Beach, SC, USA

Tired of doing it all on my own. Now accepting applications for a sugar daddy.

Roxxxxxx

Shawnee, OK, USA

What has pretty eyes, tattoos and thick thighs? I do. Wanna see them? You know what to do

1kxxxxxx

Dayton, OH, USA

In need of someone loyal, committed, who will always have my back…nevermind, I already have a dog. What I need is a sugar daddy ;')

xxxxxxxx

Toronto, ON, CAN

What is a friendly sugar joke?? heh send me some please :) !!!

kdxxxxxx

Columbia, SC, USA

Who's the one person you have on speed dail that you can rely on? My Sugar Daddy

loxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

Parents ;(what do you want to be when you grow up ) Me ... A sugar baby

Hoxxxxxx

Kalispell, MT, USA

What do you call a seagull at the bay?? ..........A baygull!

_1xxxxxx

Yukon, OK, USA

Name a famous rock band that doesn't play music Mount Rushmore:) lmao

ibxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

Don't ask for a meet up if you're gonna end up kidnapping me ahaha xb