FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

elxxxxxx

Riverside, CA, USA

If you arent down to pay the uber ride from Riverside to LA, enough said haha

Roxxxxxx

Shawnee, OK, USA

What has pretty eyes, tattoos and thick thighs? I do. Wanna see them? You know what to do

1kxxxxxx

Dayton, OH, USA

In need of someone loyal, committed, who will always have my back…nevermind, I already have a dog. What I need is a sugar daddy ;')

xxxxxxxx

Toronto, ON, CAN

What is a friendly sugar joke?? heh send me some please :) !!!

JAxxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

Today I was so bored that I put a bit of sugar right in front of an ant. The ant spent some good minutes eating the sugar, as it left to call his other ant friends, I cleaned it up so they would think she's lying.

hoxxxxxx

Arcata, CA, USA

I know it's cheesey as f*** (how. I like my pizza) I used to be a stripper so the joke I'd tell the idiot guys lol 2 Strippers walk into the club... They walk into see 2 drunk, naked, rednecks, spinning on the pole. They stop... (They lock eyes) The girls say hunny were supposed to be up there... "Stupid right...?" Lol :As I roll my eyes with a cutesy laugh: Least you know I have personality...

Hoxxxxxx

Kalispell, MT, USA

What do you call a seagull at the bay?? ..........A baygull!

ibxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

Don't ask for a meet up if you're gonna end up kidnapping me ahaha xb

Dixxxxxx

Kingston, ON, CAN

What do you blow to make your wishes come true? A sugar daddy ;)

elxxxxxx

Riverside, CA, USA

If you arent down to pay the uber ride from Riverside to LA, enough said haha

Chxxxxxx

Abbeville, AL, USA

Any body has a sweet tooth,I'd love to satisfy your craving.

baxxxxxx

Lubbock, TX, USA

Ever wonder why daddies have a sweet tooth? It's because once they've tasted cream it's addicting

Laxxxxxx

Cincinnati, OH, USA

What do you call a man who pretends to be rich in order to get attractive women to sleep with him? An artificial sweetener! LOL!!!

taxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy that you’re only friends with? .... A PayPal lol!

Maxxxxxx

Winston-Salem, NC, USA

I visited the doctor today and he said my sugar was too high So I came home and moved it to a lower shelf

Puxxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy in a wheelchair? Meals on wheels

Lyxxxxxx

Regina, SK, CAN

How do you organize a party in space? You PLANET. ...and now you know how terrible my sense of humor is.

tuxxxxxx

Tucson, AZ, USA

I had a toothache so I went to the dentist. His remedies seemed to have helped for a few days but I kept having to schedule every other day appointments. He finally asked, miss, why do you always have a toothache? To which I replied, my sugar daddy is just so sweet ;)

jaxxxxxx

Tyler, TX, USA

I can tell you about the the broken pencil..but never mind it's pointless

elxxxxxx

Merritt, BC, CAN

Nothing better then waking up to a Greek salad for the morning