FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

kaxxxxxx

Wolverhampton, ENG, GBR

A matchstick is walking up a hill. Almost at the top, he stops to take a break because he's getting hot and sweaty when he see a hedgehog and he says "if only I'd know there was a bus"

Snxxxxxx

Baltimore, MD, USA

Don't ask for my # unless your trying to be my sugar daddy, I'll accept Splenda daddies too. I know times are hard lol

haxxxxxx

Baton Rouge, LA, USA

let's see...don't have a real dad, will you be my daddy? :) cant wait to see the replies, let me know if you're interested in being my daddy!

ruxxxxxx

Accord, NY, USA

Roses are red violets are blue oh if only you knew how much I'd give to be yours:)

Thxxxxxx

Winnipeg, MB, CAN

Why can't a leopard hide? He's always spotted. I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.

Rexxxxxx

Winnipeg, MB, CAN

Not quite sure what this fucking means honestly. What's a sugar joke? Well anyways I got one. Today I visited the doctor and he told me my sugar was too high. So when I went home I put it on the lower shelf.

Daxxxxxx

Princeton, NJ, USA

A good day is when the jailer gives you one phone call and you have a sugar daddy to call.

sexxxxxx

Blandford Forum, DOR, GBR

you're there Life's no such a beach with you The world is the joke & we are entertained looks don't last but our achievements do matters of the heart

Paxxxxxx

Morgantown, WV, USA

How are breasts and toys the same? Both were meant for kids, but daddies end up playing with them ;)

auxxxxxx

Clearwater, FL, USA

I guess this is supposed to be a bright reminder... I hope your smile is shining as bright as the sky is!!!

shxxxxxx

Brooksville, FL, USA

So was talking to some sugar daddy's and they can't explain why they try and get over on you when honesty is all I want

dixxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

I'm the best sugar baby you can ever have. I taste just like candy lol

brxxxxxx

Buffalo, NY, USA

I call myself brown sugar not only cause of my skin tone but I'm really sweet you will get hyper

dexxxxxx

Arlington, TX, USA

My sweet sugar daddy drives me crazy but I can't have the whole of him either

nixxxxxx

Verona, VA, USA

A woman treats you how she wants to be treated first, and then she treats you how you treat her. I am not here for drama. This isn't the Kardashians, so keep it DRAMA-FREE.

dexxxxxx

Arlington, TX, USA

My sweet sugar daddy drives me crazy but I can't have the whole of him either

jaxxxxxx

Christchurch, CAN, NZL

This is a sugar daddy site not a dating site. Could you imagine getting guys on here saying if you just want money then move on ummmm hello do you know the meaning of sugar daddy. You provide I pleasure ,its as simple as that ! What's your pleasure ?

loxxxxxx

Burnley, LAN, GBR

Tell a joke let me see ladies don't call me sugar daddy I look too young call me sugar Prince ... haha I know and I just realised that's not even a joke hahahah

chxxxxxx

Maryville, TN, USA

why are womens feet so small? so they can stand closer to the stove. XD

Rixxxxxx

Bedford, VA, USA

How does a duck pay for lipstick? She just puts it on her bill.