FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

krxxxxxx

St. Petersburg, FL, USA

“My sugar daddy asked if I wanted to see the world. I said, ‘Sure, as long as it fits on a credit card!’

Smxxxxxx

Baton Rouge, LA, USA

Rest in peace, boiling water. You will be mist. Ha Ha Ha

Suxxxxxx

Anderson, SC, USA

Q. What do you call a cross between a rhinosorus and an elephant? A. *shrugs* Elephyno

Mixxxxxx

Columbus, GA, USA

Are you bringing your man out tonight? Not unless you're cars got a wheelchair lift

goxxxxxx

Parker, AZ, USA

This isn't a sugar joke, but it's my favorite joke:) What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone? You can't hear a vitamin. If you get it, send me a message:)

Alxxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

What’s a sugar daddy’s favorite type of investment? Spoiling me—because the returns are priceless!

joxxxxxx

Hockley, ESS, GBR

Splenda daddy- a guy that thrives to be a sugar daddy but doesn't have the funds to pull it off haha

Kaxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

what do you call a sugar baby? A expensive infant!

Lixxxxxx

Bradenton, FL, USA

“I’m not a gold digger; I’m a sugar enthusiast with expensive taste!”

mixxxxxx

Jacksonville, NC, USA

Why did the teddy bear say no to ice cream? Because he was stuffed!

bexxxxxx

Springfield, OH, USA

What do you call a man with no ambition ? A wig, cause all he does is lay there

quxxxxxx

Abbeville, AL, USA

You're so sweet, you put honey to shame! I'm stuck on you like sugar on a cookie. You're the cream in my coffee. Life is short, but with you, it's sweeter. You're the sugar rush I need.

Brxxxxxx

Sapulpa, OK, USA

What is my favorite kind of sugar? The kind that comes with allowance!

Zaxxxxxx

Boca Raton, FL, USA

A guy see this older man crying on the curb of a sidewalk, sits down next to him, and asks "Hey buddy, what wrong?". The older man replies "Ever since my wife died, I found this younger woman, a sweet really beautiful young thing. She comforts me, she cooks and makes me all of my favorite dishes. We cuddle on the couch after dinner and then when we go to bed she makes love to me like I haven't felt since I was 20". The guy asks to see a picture of her, and he pulls ou...

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Moxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

What's a Ghost favorite fruit????? A BooNana!!!!

baxxxxxx

Blountville, TN, USA

Why did the sugar daddy start a gardening club? Because he’s great at making things grow with a little extra “green”!

Boxxxxxx

Auckland, AUK, NZL

What blue and doesn't weigh much.... Light blue!

Ouxxxxxx

Indianapolis, IN, USA

Have you been to the doctor lately? I think you are lacking some vitamin me.

Xexxxxxx

Philadelphia, PA, USA

A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for books about paranoia. The librarian whispers, “They’re right behind you!”

chxxxxxx

Rockledge, FL, USA

Why do "boomers" make the best sugar daddies? They're the best at f*cking future generations! Lol.