FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

alxxxxxx

Brisbane, QLD, AUS

Why did the chicken cross the road..... Because it wanted to die

DMxxxxxx

Buffalo, NY, USA

When you want a sugar daddy but you realize that your looks only qualify for an artificial sweetener daddy. (I wish this was original)

Myxxxxxx

Baltimore, MD, USA

Knock knock ! Who's there ?? Aldo! Aldo who ? Aldo anything for you

laxxxxxx

Eugene, OR, USA

im broke so please i need someone to spoil me so i can go shopping and show u pics of what i got haha

Exxxxxxx

Newcastle, NSW, AUS

Do you want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it ;)

bbxxxxxx

Louisville, KY, USA

Apparently there is a price if you wanna message me on here, so let's start with an offer to pay for my premium membership ;)

baxxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy that's you're only friends with ? A PayPal

nixxxxxx

Verona, VA, USA

I may be young, but I know for sure I have an old soul. I am not here for drama. This isn't the Kardashians, so keep it Drama-Free! Lol

mixxxxxx

Knoxville, TN, USA

I come with double trouble. We will show you amazing time if you know what that mean

Swxxxxxx

Birmingham, AL, USA

Slippery VERY VERY Slippery when wet! BE CAUTIOUS DADDY!!!

kixxxxxx

Pompano Beach, FL, USA

What do you call a Bee from the USA.... USB yes I love corny little jokes

Amxxxxxx

Fox Point, WI, USA

“Spend a Daddy” A man who would like to be called daddy...But don't quite have the means to pull it off.

jaxxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

A little dad humor if you will What do you call a bear that only attacks guys named Paul?

Noxxxxxx

Cherry Hill, NJ, USA

A sugar daddy can have many routes, let's discuss our preferred destination

Lixxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

Take a chance on me and I might suprise you!! Lol I'm not sure if that is classified as a joke though....

raxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

My nick name is Ray like a ray of sunshine so can I make your day brighter

Tbxxxxxx

Blue Island, IL, USA

Q: Where do reptiles go for new tails? A: The retail store, lol.

sexxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

What do bees and men have in common...but don't use very often Honey queen!!

TXxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

Remind me to tell you about the elderly couple driving across the US in their RV. Thanks!

suxxxxxx

Scottsdale, AZ, USA

I'm not a photographer but I can picture you and me together ;)