FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

ocxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

Sugar me, I'm sweet..................................

Ebxxxxxx

Val-de-Marne, FRA

what are those things you blow to make a wish ? Sugar Daddies...?

jixxxxxx

Fresno, CA, USA

How do you like your eggs in the morning? I like mine fertilized! I'm a mosquito, except I don't stop sucking when you slap me.

Anxxxxxx

Kitchener, ON, CAN

What are the sexiest animals in the barnyard? Brown chicken, brown cow! {Spoken like, "bow chicka bow wow!"}

luxxxxxx

Riverside, CA, USA

What's the quickest way for a rich man to loose weight? ... empty his wallet

Baxxxxxx

Dudweiler, SL, DEU

A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!" The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"

Laxxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

Do you know what "sugaring" is when it comes to grooming? It's supposed to be less painful than waxing, but I haven't tried it yet!

joxxxxxx

Alameda, CA, USA

Oh no!!! I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin me;)

Bexxxxxx

Abbeville, AL, USA

Have you ever smelled a moth ball? How did you get his little legs apart? Lol!

Suxxxxxx

Ontario, CA, USA

When all you wanted was a sugar daddy and now you are the First Lady of the United States of America!

xxxxxxxx

South Bend, IN, USA

Why did Hitler storm off the golf course? He quit after one shot in the bunker.

hexxxxxx

Louisville, KY, USA

She leaned over and said, "I love your dad bod." I shrugged and replied, "yeah, it's growing on me."

toxxxxxx

Minneapolis, MN, USA

Not looking for sex you could just pay a prostitute for that (laughing but serious )

naxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

There's so many fish in the sea , but clearly I'm the one for you (:

Baxxxxxx

Bucharest, Bucuresti, ROU

Im looking forward meeting any healthy serious men who can handle me

saxxxxxx

Mont Belvieu, TX, USA

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? You get frostbite!

Baxxxxxx

Bucharest, Bucuresti, ROU

im not cheap so be ready to tip me i jusy like somr healthy sugar daddies

maxxxxxx

Aberdeen, ABE, GBR

You sleep with your boyfriend, you get sex . You sleep with SD you also get £££ If you don't sleep for £££ Why do you sleep for free .. :))) Bad joke but I like hehe

lixxxxxx

Abbeville, AL, USA

Sometimes, sugar can be sour but we still want it anyways .. lol

Laxxxxxx

Philadelphia, PA, USA

What do you call it when a stoner, a jedi and a surgeon walk into a bar? Blunt force trauma