FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

thxxxxxx

Philadelphia, PA, USA

I think instead of finding a new job... I’ll find a sugar daddy

Suxxxxxx

Springfield, IL, USA

Did you know sugar is the only word that begins with an 's' that makes a 'sh' sound? I'm sure of it.

maxxxxxx

San Diego, CA, USA

" Do not ask for my number unless you wanna be my sugar daddy, a splenda daddy works too though because I know times are tough"

mixxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

What type of sugar do you like ?? Not really a joke teller. lol

Anxxxxxx

Tillsonburg, ON, CAN

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender is shocked but still asks the weasel, "What will you have?" "Pop" goes the weasel

Caxxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

I don’t know why they call it sugar when honey is sweeter. So, how about HB instead of SB?:)

Myxxxxxx

Fort Myers, FL, USA

i dont have a joke BUT i don't have premium so i cant see who likes me. Just shoot me a message i dont bite ;)

faxxxxxx

Dublin, GA, USA

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack. So he says, "Ms. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation." Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow. The frog says $30,000. The teller asks his name and the frog says that his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's OK, he knows the bank manager. Patti ex...

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Jexxxxxx

San Antonio, TX, USA

If u walk in the bathroom American n u leave the bathroom American.. what are u while ur in the bathroom...... European ( ur a pee- n)

Skxxxxxx

Thorsby, AB, CAN

What did the sesame seed say when the produce told it to stop telling jokes? "I can't.... I'm on a ROLL"

Mixxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

I'd like it better to be told in person. I want to see you smile.

BAxxxxxx

Prince George, BC, CAN

What's the difference between an ou and an aw?????????????

roxxxxxx

Brooklyn, NY, USA

My dad is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right! Get it ? I right instead or left

Cixxxxxx

Reno, NV, USA

While you thinking about what I can do for you, have list ready of things you can do for me. I'm the prize baby Request my photos to get a better look. Don't be scared let's have some fun together.

maxxxxxx

Montreal, QC, CAN

What do you blow to make your wishes come true? A sugar daddy!

Coxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

Can you buy me a luxury car ;) looking for a long term relationship can offer me luxury life.

Anxxxxxx

GU, USA

I am a new user looking for friendship that will hopefully lead to long-term relationship, no luck yet. I am disguising my phone number I have 509 favorite recipes 707 bells that I have collected 87 is my favorite number I wish I was still 22 .. Feel free to reach out I don’t bite. Brenda

Saxxxxxx

Buffalo, NY, USA

What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, it just waved.

maxxxxxx

Orange Park, FL, USA

Do you know why all the men in your country club envy you? Because you have me standing next to you.

Spxxxxxx

Springfield Central, QLD, AUS

I always take life with a grain of salt. And a slice of lemon. And a shot of tequila. Refusing to go to the gym is a form of resistance training. Are people born with photographic memories, or does it take time to develop? What's the difference between a pilot and an airplane? The plane stops whining when you shut the engine down. What's the difference between a civil engineer and an aeronautical engineer? One builds targets.