FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

loxxxxxx

Aaronsburg, PA, USA

I ought complain to Spotify for you not being named this week hottest single !

Haxxxxxx

Phoenix, AZ, USA

What does one casket say to the other casket? Is that you over there coughin (coffin).

bixxxxxx

São Paulo, SP, BRA

Jokes about white sugar are rare enough, but jokes about brown sugar?

Kixxxxxx

Morristown, TN, USA

What is a SPLENDA DADDY...??? A man who would like to be a sugar daddy..... But doesn't quite have the means to pull it off

kaxxxxxx

Abbeville, GA, USA

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sixxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

What did Sirenabae tell the sugar daddy? Half of y'all sugar babies are catfish (fake person impersonating pictures) But this baby is 100% real from the top of my head down to my freshly pedicured toes.

crxxxxxx

Bellaire, OH, USA

What did the sugar baby say to her daddy? Alligators fly at midnight.

cixxxxxx

Fort Worth, TX, USA

Want to go back to my place and watch porn on my... 72 inch mirror? Lol

cexxxxxx

Abbeville, AL, USA

I love anybody that can make me laugh and brighten my day:):)

asxxxxxx

SGP

Hi can I take a photo of you? I want to show to my friends that angels do really exist

SDxxxxxx

Walterboro, SC, USA

Loves laughter, loves music, loves simplicity, loves liveliness, loves listening to music, loves making friends, loves freedom, loves to have fun with the crowd, loves the excitement that can’t be held, also loves nonsense funny, loves quiet self-satisfaction , I also like to be lively, I am like this, whether you appreciate it or not, I still stumble on my own life path without losing my posture.

SDxxxxxx

San Marcos, TX, USA

Loves laughter, loves music, loves simplicity, loves liveliness, loves listening to music, loves making friends, loves freedom, loves to have fun with the crowd, loves the excitement that can’t be held, also loves nonsense funny, loves quiet self-satisfaction , I also like to be lively, I am like this, whether you appreciate it or not, I still stumble on my own life path without losing my posture.

sixxxxxx

Edina, MN, USA

What do you call a broke sugar daddy? A Splenda daddy What do you call an overly eager sugar baby? A diabetic

daxxxxxx

Lansdowne, PA, USA

Ikno for a fact I'll be a great SugarBaby It's not what you think I am (literally) a type 1 diabetic

Kexxxxxx

Avon Park, FL, USA

Want my O F ? Pinksprinkler , this is just a fun way to spoil me and yourself at the same time. Definitely not an obligation

mixxxxxx

Elk Grove, CA, USA

I only have one joke. It's a chemistry joke so I only tell it periodically.

Dexxxxxx

El Paso, TX, USA

I once had a Sugar Daddy Its not what you think. My dad is a type 2 diabetic.

NIxxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

Why dont ants get sick? Because they have little antibodies!

Brxxxxxx

Eureka, CA, USA

They say older men make better lovers. I agree with the principle, but do not have any direct experience, therewith...

blxxxxxx

Hull, KHL, GBR

If you give me the daddy I'll give you the sugar Let's comfort each other and cater to each other's needs