FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

xixxxxxx

Baltimore, MD, USA

SeekingEdit Active lifestyle Flexible schedule Luxury lifestyle Hope to meet a gentleman. You can share with me, learn from each other, and respect each other. I hope my future lover is someone who loves to learn and be smart

maxxxxxx

Idaho Falls, ID, USA

What's sweet, tasty and helps you burn calories? Me, if you take me out to dinner :)

caxxxxxx

Abbeville, GA, USA

What did the patient with the broken leg say to their doctor? Hey doc, I have a crutch on you.

prxxxxxx

City of London, LND, GBR

Tell your wife your donations and treats is for a good cause :)

Lexxxxxx

Arklow, Leinster, IRL

If what you're looking for is personality, then you're in luck because I have multiple

DHxxxxxx

Accord, NY, USA

A woman holding their children on the bus, but the driver was crazy mocking her children the ugliest child is seen in his life, woman is very angry, and go to the last row sat down, for the side of the man complain about "driver just insulted me the child," and this man also very indignant said "you go to find his theory, Let me hold this ugly monkey for you!"

Cyxxxxxx

Kennesaw, GA, USA

What's my favorite kind of Bee? Boo-Bees . it was a hit in middle school.

Iaxxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

I'm always going to be as good as it gets never forget that baby

tixxxxxx

Schenectady, NY, USA

Mama said never let a man send you home with wet panties and empty pockets

dexxxxxx

Monterey, CA, USA

The gold is at the end of the rainbow. Whats on the other side, over the moutain, at the edge of the sea.

NUxxxxxx

Alcester, WAR, GBR

My dad has type 2 diabetes show me what a real sugar daddy looks like

dexxxxxx

Milwaukee, WI, USA

If you are looking for a spicy, thick, and curvy snack, here I am ! Lol

drxxxxxx

Rotorua, BOP, NZL

Baby girl looking for my Daddy to make Some sugar and Spice up both of our worlds :P

FHxxxxxx

Albertson, NY, USA

In the morning, we start with a smile. At noon, we are in place around the circle, strong to maintain grace. At dusk, we saw the same scenery and sunset. At night, we comfort ourselves with the belief that our efforts have not been wasted.

baxxxxxx

Toronto, ON, CAN

A man who pretends to be rich in order to get attractive and young women is not a “Sugar Daddy”. He’s an artificial sweetener.

Daxxxxxx

Greensboro, NC, USA

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? ...Nevermind...

Jexxxxxx

Sacramento, CA, USA

" don't ask for my number unless you tryna be my sugar daddy. i'll accept splenda daddies too cause times is hard i understand."

Kexxxxxx

Rockford, IL, USA

So... Dad: Son I noticed you have be spending alot more time in the shower lately. Son: oh yeah Dad I just have alot on my mind. I'm just in the shower thinking. You know? Dad: Yea okay I know... (Son starts to walk away) Dad: hey junior Son: yea Dad? Dad: You just be sure to gather alllllll those 'thoughts' when you are finished. ( Badum dadum pshhhh)

bbxxxxxx

La Vista, NE, USA

i might not go down in history, but i can go down on you heheheh

Snxxxxxx

Northampton, NTH, GBR

Starting a sugar daddy dating site for people into 80s music. I’m calling it Girls Just Wanna Have Funds.