FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

taxxxxxx

Stone Mountain, GA, USA

What did the sugar daddy as his sugar baby whom is a nail tech??? He needs a hand job

Caxxxxxx

Croydon North, VIC, AUS

A seal walked into a club... Give it a minute... Oh honey, I've got worse X

Paxxxxxx

Sierra Vista, AZ, USA

Hey babes so I'm putting my here just in case :) lmk if you're into me babe

Brxxxxxx

Buffalo, NY, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy that you'r only friends with?

raxxxxxx

Bendigo, VIC, AUS

are u wifi because we have a good conection 123 your inlove with me

Jaxxxxxx

St Louis, MO, USA

I always love a good dad joke lol...plz send me the best you got!

lexxxxxx

Ottawa, ON, CAN

I don't know what a sugar joke is but here goes... honestly I am witty but I have nothing this is so forced to me. PM me and i'll toss you a good laugh. This is too fake.

goxxxxxx

Salt Lake City, UT, USA

Settle down boys... I'm just learning how to work this sugar shop machine. May have accidentally swiped a bunch of dudes unsure of what that triggered (does the swipe indicate anything? I'm not a Tinder girl.) I'll be silent here for a while just to see what happens.. might check in here and there, and after a week or two I'll see what has cropped up. I have actually NEVER been on any dating platform. My social media is bombarded enough. But I thought maybe... ...

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loxxxxxx

Philadelphia, PA, USA

What do you call an older man that has no money? A salt daddy!! lol

Toxxxxxx

Carmel, IN, USA

A duck walks into a bar. he sits and orders a drink. when the waiter comes and asks for the payment. he says, "Put it on my bill"

haxxxxxx

Manhattan, NY, USA

Do uou live pretty feet because I love feet massages as well have giving great ones as well...

roxxxxxx

St Louis, MO, USA

tell me your income i might add you back on if your good

xoxxxxxx

Hackney, HCK, GBR

Young and looking for fun why be so serious only have one life

Paxxxxxx

Oak Park, MI, USA

My Sugar Baby language is Spoil me. I’m a Lady First so Treat Me As Such. Quality is always better than Quantity.

spxxxxxx

Nashville, TN, USA

Ima dominatrix so let's play some games and you submit to me daddy

bexxxxxx

Eagan, MN, USA

What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One's a Goodyear... and one's a great year!

Swxxxxxx

Houghton Lake, MI, USA

When all you wanted was a sugar daddy… but now you have to be a First Lady of the United States of America

Vaxxxxxx

Columbia, MO, USA

Don't hesitate to message me, I promise i don't bite:) I will respond

loxxxxxx

Lawrence, KS, USA

If you want your coffee/tea sweet just add a little of me. Lol idk

Vaxxxxxx

Columbia, MO, USA

Don't be afraid to message me I don't bite unless you are into that. ;)