FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

JUxxxxxx

Modesto, CA, USA

I can guarantee you that I am TOO MUCH/ TOO EXTRA for you to handle.

Plxxxxxx

Charlotte, NC, USA

If you had the same amount of money as your.. How much would that be?

maxxxxxx

Wiesbaden, HE, DEU

If she is mad buy her a Gucci bag. If she is not mad still buy her a Gucci bag.

Naxxxxxx

Tucson, AZ, USA

I wish I could become a cup of wine, you kiss me will be drunk.Hope to meet the right person

dexxxxxx

Huntsville, AL, USA

The new politically correct term for Sugar Daddy is going to be glucose guardian. HAH.

Jixxxxxx

Tucson, AZ, USA

What did the tree say to the lumberjack I'm falling for you Why did a baker become a thief because he needed the dough I can only do one at a time at the moment but feel free to tell me another!!

MSxxxxxx

Scottsdale, AZ, USA

I'm all sugar, I just need a Daddy. ;) Let's give each other life's sweetest treats.

shxxxxxx

Almond, NY, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to get attractive and young women is not a “Sugar Daddy”. Waiting for your sugar daddy to bring my weekly allowance

saxxxxxx

Vaudreuil-Dorion, QC, CAN

Treat me like your princess, I'll treat you like my king!!!!

Hexxxxxx

Austell, GA, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy that you’re only friends with? .

Gexxxxxx

Raetihi, MWT, NZL

One time my dad came home to see me sitting in front of the fire. He got real mad because we didn't have a fire place

Loxxxxxx

Botkyrka, AB, SWE

What did the woman say to her sugar daddy after their big fight? Leave me a loan. I have more in stock LOL

Lixxxxxx

Oxford, MS, USA

How do you make a tissue dance?....Put a lil boogie in it. Hahaha

thxxxxxx

Canton, OH, USA

Dude I get online and look up jokes but 90% of the time, I am on point with some funny asd jokes

maxxxxxx

Naples, FL, USA

What do you call a cow with no front legs? Lean beef. And a cow with no legs at all? Ground beef.

suxxxxxx

Bristol, BST, GBR

The most important thing you need to know to become a successful sugar daddy is daddycation

Nixxxxxx

Alpharetta, GA, USA

Sugar melts in the Rain, so baby, don't leave me waiting on the curb.

doxxxxxx

Koblenz, RP, DEU

Wie entstehen Kinder? Ganz einfach- In-tim arbeit *badumtss*

Clxxxxxx

Raleigh, NC, USA

Have you heard about corduroy pillowcases? They're making headlines!

stxxxxxx

Abbeville, AL, USA

Don't play smart because am being nice, because taking advantage of me is not kind