FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

dwxxxxxx

Akirkeby, Capital Region, DNK

I am a lively and cheerful woman looking for someone to spend the rest of my life with

JSxxxxxx

Bacup, LAN, GBR

If you like chippy, naps, cups of tea and laughter then you'll do for me!

nexxxxxx

Scarborough, ON, CAN

Do you know why Canada get rid of one cent few years ago that's not because inflation, it is because probably the money manufacture has spent a dollar to make 25 one cents

baxxxxxx

Auburn, WA, USA

Idk any jokes to be honest but I do like people who will spoil me with food

slxxxxxx

Garden Grove, CA, USA

I was asked what I wanted to be when I grew up my two answers were a beauty Queen or an octopus.

pixxxxxx

Boulder City, NV, USA

What is the gender neutral for sugar daddy ..? Glucose Guardian ! Lol

taxxxxxx

Knoxville, TN, USA

What did the clock do when it was still hungry? It went back 4 seconds.

caxxxxxx

Redford, MI, USA

How do you make a pool table laugh? Tickle it's balls Why does a mermaid wear seashells? Because she outgrew her B-shells

auxxxxxx

Concord, NSW, AUS

How do you make an octopus laugh......... With ten tickles !!!!!

loxxxxxx

Greensboro, NC, USA

What did the policeman say to his belly? youre under a vest .. (ba doom tsss...?) Room for one more? Why was the little strawberry crying? His mom was in a Jam xD

Prxxxxxx

Wabamun, AB, CAN

So I do joke around for sure.... however on demand.... I'm definitely not that cool. LoL it's not funny if it's not in the moment. I don't think I have ever read a joke and said man that's so funny. Lmao Instead it's more like "really"? Lmao If told in person... way more funny for me if others say them.

suxxxxxx

Portland, OR, USA

Love a good joke! This one is PG.. Why do birds fly south in the winter? Becuase it's too far to walk....

shxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

How do you make a sb happy? Take me out show me a good time and spoil me rotten . You'll be happy too.

toxxxxxx

Charlotte, NC, USA

Stop your search right here, you've just found a perfect sugar baby!

prxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

I may be easy on the eyes and heart, but very much hard on the wallets ;)

aixxxxxx

Surfers Paradise, QLD, AUS

The gender neutral term for a sugar daddy, is a glucose guardian

prxxxxxx

Alachua, FL, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to get attractive and young women is not a “Sugar Daddy”. He’s an artificial sweetener.

Dixxxxxx

Fargo, ND, USA

What do you think the girl said to her sugar daddy after their big fight? leave. me. a. LOAN. :)

lixxxxxx

Ada, MN, USA

What did the beaver say when he ran into the wall ?.... Damn Lol sorry ts is hilarious to me

slxxxxxx

Abbeville, GA, USA

Waiting on your sugar daddy to give your weekly allowance ... is the hardest work