FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

onxxxxxx

Port Saint Lucie, FL, USA

What do you blow to make a wish? A sugar daddy Why do Boomers make the best sugar daddies ?They’re the best at fucking future generations.

kaxxxxxx

Minneapolis, MN, USA

What’s the difference between me and a mosquito? A mosquito will stop sucking once you slap it.

Haxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy with HIV?? Financial AIDS. Heheheeh

clxxxxxx

Knoxville, TN, USA

I am a corny little prude I have been told and I am completely fine with that

Tixxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

I'm just going to leave the jokes with you because I can't think of any.

HAxxxxxx

Grand Blanc, MI, USA

My bank account is a constant reminder that I am safe from Identity theft ~

Rexxxxxx

Culver City, CA, USA

A man who pretends to have money in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetner.

Pexxxxxx

Maitland, NSW, AUS

'Whilst thou cannot choose thy Father, thou can choose thine Daddy' - Aristotle

ouxxxxxx

Mississauga, ON, CAN

I have a card trick if I guess your card you are all mine xo believe me you can't win !

Mexxxxxx

Jamaica, NY, USA

1. Beauty isn't made of sugar... Daddies are 2. Just a heads up... I won't be referring to you as Daddy instead.... Be my Poly-Carbonate Papi

Dyxxxxxx

Albany, NY, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetener. Ring my bell

crxxxxxx

West Midlands, GBR

I promise you this is not my best material but here goes lol....... How did the butcher introduce his wife?.... Meet pattie!

anxxxxxx

Sacramento, CA, USA

if you're the best sugar daddy ever, you'll put me in your will ;)

coxxxxxx

Plainview, NY, USA

Doctors say dark chocolate is good for your diet, maybe you should try it ;)

bixxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but their flag is a big plus

Daxxxxxx

Fort Lauderdale, FL, USA

I cannot respond on here cause I didn't upgrade my account. So any Daddy's looking for a baby please message me what you want you say. An leave your number as well.

Taxxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

What do all Sugar daddies put in their coffee?....Sugar Baby !

Caxxxxxx

Jackson, MS, USA

What do you blow to make your wishes come true?? Your Sugar Daddy Why couldn't the pepper take up archery?? Because he didn't habanero.

Emxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

Real-time fun can relax, active atmosphere, feel the enthusiasm between friends, learn to communicate with them better, increase their knowledge and apply it in their own business

sexxxxxx

Nashville, TN, USA

What did Tennessee? The same thing as Arkansas. Sorry it's a very bad dad joke I know haha