FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

rixxxxxx

Portland, OR, USA

Ooohhh I've got some good one's... here we go ;) When a SD gets hard, he becomes a caramel daddy. Starting a SD site for people into 80s music. I'm calling it "Girls Just Wanna Have Funds" A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women.... is not a "Sugar Daddy".... He's an artificial sweetner What is cheaper and more effective than a psychiatrist? Going shopping at a mall What did the duck say after he went shopping with his...

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xoxxxxxx

Saint Charles, MO, USA

I'm just lookin for a man that when I look at him and say, "I got rolls!" He replies, "&& I got butter baby!"

ivxxxxxx

Columbia Heights, DC, USA

You bring the sugar, I go the cake Roses are red violets are blue, buy me Tiffany or your balls will be blue LOL

coxxxxxx

Oak Park, MI, USA

I think the jokes been on all of us these last 3 years. No need to go there.

prxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

I feel like if you're on here looking for a relationship you're on the wrong site babe!

roxxxxxx

Newtownabbey, ANN, GBR

What did the sugar baby say to her sugar daddy after they had a disagreement? Leave me a loan!

Rexxxxxx

Culver City, CA, USA

Baby, you can have whatever you like I said, you can have whatever you like, yeah Maybe I can treat you so special so nice I gas up the jet for you tonight Baby, you can go wherever you like I said, you can go wherever you like, yea In my T.I voice lol

Hexxxxxx

Carrollton, TX, USA

My jokes are all dad jokes. Lol you'll hate them you might just laugh at how sad they are hehe

fmxxxxxx

Avon, MA, USA

I need coins and you need company so why not we just come together lol

jaxxxxxx

Milwaukee, WI, USA

If a sugar baby has to deposit to receive money they are the Sugar Mama.

Sexxxxxx

Springfield, MA, USA

I think instead of finding a new job I'll find me a sugar daddy

kaxxxxxx

Minneapolis, MN, USA

Believe it or not my favorite joke is, "Why is 6 afraid of 7?" :) gets me every time.

moxxxxxx

Southlake, TX, USA

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Kexxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

Don't ask for my account information - no excuses of third party apps. If ya got them don't waste my time. Cash App is $kikihar if you're real. I'll be your baby - just seal the deal daddy

joxxxxxx

Minneapolis, MN, USA

Show signs of you being a joke and I'll COLUMBIAN NECK TIE DAT ASS.

loxxxxxx

Wilmington, DE, USA

What's 6 inches wide, and 2 inches long, and drives women wild?

prxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

I was going to tell you a joke about a broken pencil....but I guess there's no point

TAxxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

My true favourite from one of my favourite movies ... “When You Love Someone, You’ve Gotta Trust Them. There’s No Other Way. You’ve Got To Give Them The Key To Everything That’s Yours. Otherwise, What's The Point?” - Casino I stopped having sugar when I lost all my weight but i still love me a Splenda daddy :) Lol. Whisper my favourite words "I'll buy it for you" True Love check list: 1.Committed 2. Affectionate 3. Loyal Wait a minute, I already have a d...

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LYxxxxxx

Nuremberg, BY, DEU

It's kinda dark but it's a joke!! I took my grandma to a fish spa center where the little fish eat your dead skin for only £45. It was way cheaper than having her buried in the cemetery.

Naxxxxxx

Tucson, AZ, USA

What did the banana say to the vibrator? What are you shaking for? She's gonna eat me!!