FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

snxxxxxx

Sacramento, CA, USA

Why did the sugar baby always carry a pencil? In case they wanted to draw some attention!

chxxxxxx

Rockledge, FL, USA

What do you blow to make all your wishes come true? A sugar daddy! Lol.

Saxxxxxx

Plymouth, MA, USA

We teach girls that on their birthday they can blow a candle and make a wish. When they get older they realize it doesn't work. Most think the problem is thinking that you cant simply wish and make things come true. A sugar baby realizes that the problem is the candle :-P

Spxxxxxx

Manchester, MAN, GBR

Why did they build a university on top of a hill... because it is a place of higher education

Alxxxxxx

Newark, NJ, USA

After 65 years of marriage,my grandpa still calls grandma "honey","sweettie","baby" and "sugar".I asked him for the secret to keep love alive so long. He said "I forgot her name 10 years ago,and I am afraid to ask

suxxxxxx

Seattle, WA, USA

Why did the teacher put sugar on her strawberries? Because she wanted to teach them a sweet lesson!

juxxxxxx

Cheektowaga, NY, USA

How can you tell when you're sugar daddy is getting old? You have to chew before you swallow.

anxxxxxx

Zurich, ZH, CHE

What is mathematician's favorite dessert? . . . . . . . Pi :)

Rexxxxxx

Delaware, OH, USA

Wanna hear a construction joke? I'm still working on it.

Wixxxxxx

Jacksonville, FL, USA

Okay, best elementary school joke EVER!! So a fish swims into a wall and says, "Dam!"

jsxxxxxx

Lafayette, IN, USA

Are you the sun... Cause you brighten my day

loxxxxxx

Clearlake, CA, USA

Why did the banana go out with the peach? Because it found her a-peeling! Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

amxxxxxx

Rio Rancho, NM, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy when he dies ? Not dead broke!

Daxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

What do you blow to make all your wishes come true ? A sugar daddy

vaxxxxxx

Fort Lauderdale, FL, USA

Being a sugar baby is amazing. You get to date someone who’s older, wiser, and can’t remember where they left their keys.

trxxxxxx

Naples, FL, USA

What did the lunch box say to the refrigerator? Don't hate me because I'm a little cooler.

soxxxxxx

Mount Maunganui, BOP, NZL

Why did the student eat his homework, because his teacher told him that was a piece of cake

Doxxxxxx

Fresno, CA, USA

Are you sugar? Because i'd love to make life a little sweeter with you on my side.

haxxxxxx

Indiana, PA, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetener!

jexxxxxx

Rochester, NY, USA

This joke is so bad, it is almost funny. What is green and has wheels? Grass! I lied about the wheels!