FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

sixxxxxx

Norfolk, VA, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy in a wheelchair? Meals on wheels

jaxxxxxx

Oakland, CA, USA

What the difference between a snowman and snow-woman?... Snowballs lol

stxxxxxx

Slidell, LA, USA

I hope I meet some real sugar daddy's & not Splenda daddy's lol =)

1sxxxxxx

Addison, TX, USA

Broke men, don't deserve pussy. $500 on the nightstand is waaaay cheaper than a heartbreak. No pussy sold , just a little give and take

Suxxxxxx

Sacramento, CA, USA

As a scarecrow, people say I’m outstanding in my field. But hay, it’s in my jeans.

mrxxxxxx

Philadelphia, PA, USA

I once had a Sugardaddy It was nothing wierd. My father had type II diabetes.

baxxxxxx

Layton, UT, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy in a wheel chair? Meals on wheels

laxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

Hey! I'm pretty and you're cute. Together, we'd be pretty cute!!

bexxxxxx

Columbia, SC, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to get attractive and young women is not a “Sugar Daddy”. He’s an artificial sweetener.

loxxxxxx

Anaheim, CA, USA

What is the gender-neutral for sugar daddy glucose guardian

shxxxxxx

Orlando, FL, USA

Eat less sugar....... .......you're sweet enough already!

Mrxxxxxx

Slidell, LA, USA

Knock knock !! Who's there ? Chance !! Chance who ? Any chance we can go on a date lol

Gixxxxxx

Louisville, KY, USA

My grandmother always told me that "it is as easy to love a rich man as a poor man". That's where my problems started

luxxxxxx

Scottsdale, AZ, USA

A donkey fell into a bowl of sugar!... Now that's a sweet Ass!

Swxxxxxx

Charlotte, NC, USA

What did Chris Rock use for his smile after Will Smith slapped him at the Oscars? "Fresh Strips"

adxxxxxx

Knoxville, TN, USA

It's sad when milk gets spoiled more than me!! Come on now!! I deserve it!

daxxxxxx

Ames, IA, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy you're only friends with? A PayPal

anxxxxxx

Hollywood, CA, USA

What is the gender neutral term for "sugar-daddy"? Glucose Guardian

Spxxxxxx

Abbott, TX, USA

The type of thirsty woman on here makes me nervous lol. Im not thirsty and I'm not desperate.

igxxxxxx

Peterborough, PTE, GBR

Nothing turns me on like a REAL man who is a provider, smells great, has a charming smile and knows how to engage/hold meaningful conversations.