FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

poxxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

Even if there no gravity on earth. I still fall in love with you

Alxxxxxx

Duncans, Trelawny, JAM

There ain't nothing wrong with you adding a little sugar to my coffee.

taxxxxxx

Honolulu, HI, USA

The key to my heart is filling my sugar jar...and then I'll probably let you do it the other way too. ;)

Stxxxxxx

Brighton, BNH, GBR

What do you call a bee hive with no exits? Un-bee-leaveable!

lexxxxxx

Abbeville, AL, USA

Maybe today is the last day of my life. I should cherish today's time and spend it happily. Keep my happy thoughts every day. Don't think about unhappy things, and do things that make you happy. Maybe life and work will bring you troubles, so think more about the things that make you happy, such as the salary at work, and the salary you can buy what you want.

Smxxxxxx

Gangnam-gu, Seoul, KOR

What's sugar, spice and everything nice with chemical x? Me of course...okay it's the Powerpuff girls

xoxxxxxx

Kingsport, TN, USA

I'm here for a fun time, Not here for a long time. Spoil me and let me figure out your ticks ;)

QTxxxxxx

Bridgeport, CT, USA

Alot of things are better when they're sugar coated wouldn't you agree?

chxxxxxx

Cupertino, CA, USA

My friend gave me sugar for my birthday, she thought it was cheap I thought it was pretty sweet. hehe Man, choking on sugar seems like the sweetest way to die Why did the silly girl put sugar under her pillow? She wanted to have sweet dreams.

Sexxxxxx

Buffalo, NY, USA

I want a sugar daddy not a Splenda daddy dont try and sprinkle it either

Haxxxxxx

Red Deer, AB, CAN

Baby, I may not be Sriracha sauce, but I sure will spice up your life.

caxxxxxx

Sydney, NSW, AUS

A man who pretends to be rich in order to get attractive and young women is not a “Sugar Daddy”. .... He’s an artificial sweetener.

LIxxxxxx

Auckland, AUK, NZL

Funny enough I have always had a sweet tooth. There's always room for dessert.

Trxxxxxx

Webster, MA, USA

Suga suga......aw....honey honey.....:) Looking for a kind Daddy willing to spoil me.

Suxxxxxx

Sacramento, CA, USA

A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "Hey, bartender. I'll have one beer and a mop".

brxxxxxx

Pittsburgh, PA, USA

Your wallet should be as thick as I am or I'll have to reconsider lol

mixxxxxx

Albertville, MN, USA

"I just emailed off my application for Dominatrix Club. They replied almost straight away, thanking me for my submission." LOL

dexxxxxx

City of London, LND, GBR

You will not find another sb like me… money back guaranteed ;)

zexxxxxx

Flora, IL, USA

Starting a sugar daddy dating site for people into 80s music. I’m calling it Girls Just Wanna Have Funds.

moxxxxxx

Southlake, TX, USA

Say I'm a hard worker yet still in a site for money gas is the reason