FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Tixxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

I warn you…I'll make you crazy and spend your money on crypto, shopping and shoes

loxxxxxx

DC, USA

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Me in a trench coat, underneath no underwear

prxxxxxx

Tampa, FL, USA

Sugar Daddy: " I'm going to spoil you" Salt Daddy: "I'm going to preserve you"

Kaxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

What is mixed with sugar and spice and wines real nice?! I'll tell you when we chat!

jaxxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

What's the opposite of a sugar daddy U-mama lol I guess instead of finding a new job I just find a new sugar daddy

Khxxxxxx

Pensacola, FL, USA

Sugar Babies- also known as a sweet treat in more than one way. ;)

brxxxxxx

Kingston, Kingston, JAM

Me: Knock! knock! SD: who's there Me: cash SD: cash-hew??? Me: no thanks I prefer peanuts

caxxxxxx

El Paso, TX, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy in a wheelchair? -Meals on wheels LOL

saxxxxxx

Louisville, KY, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetener

baxxxxxx

Trenton, FL, USA

What do you get when you take a father out of a daughters life? Daddy issues lol !!

zexxxxxx

Milwaukee, WI, USA

What did the woman say to her sugar daddy after a big fight? "Leave me a loan!"

Anxxxxxx

Lawrence, KS, USA

Aint nothing like a shorty cutie patootie like me hanging on your arm!

Vaxxxxxx

Abbotsford, VIC, AUS

*Insert daddy issues here* Only joking but I don't mind calling you daddy

ruxxxxxx

Falls Church, VA, USA

We all know that the best coca cola comes from real cane sugar and not high fructose corn syrup ;)

arxxxxxx

Frederick, MD, USA

don't be shy to text me first, I dont bite unless you want me too ;)

duxxxxxx

Reno, NV, USA

Why do Boomers make the best sugar daddies? They are the best at f*cking future generations

AYxxxxxx

Boulder, CO, USA

I don't like sugar in my coffee but can't live without it in my relationships

Kyxxxxxx

San Diego, CA, USA

What is the gender-neutral for Sugar Daddy? Glucose Guardian!

luxxxxxx

Milwaukee, WI, USA

Did you know the first French fries weren’t actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece. Lmao gotta love dad jokes

baxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

I’m only familiar with 25 letters in the English language. I don’t know why.