FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Lixxxxxx

Darling Harbour, NSW, AUS

Hey I know your busy today but can you Add me to your To-do list?

caxxxxxx

Walnut Creek, CA, USA

Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling. (Yes corny I know)

juxxxxxx

Lakewood, OH, USA

Sometimes you will have to wait patiently and count days...

Nexxxxxx

Jacksonville, FL, USA

Why do women's underwear always have flowers on them? To rest in peace to all the faces that have been buried there. Lol

Jexxxxxx

Winston-Salem, NC, USA

What do you blow to make your wishes come true? A sugar daddy What do you call a sugar daddy with HIV? Financial AIDS

Noxxxxxx

Columbia, SC, USA

What is a Splenda Daddy? -A man who would like to be a sugar daddy…. But doesn’t quite have the means to pull it off. ;p

Roxxxxxx

ABD, GBR

A girl who won't meet, expects upfront lavishing with resources,

Whxxxxxx

Seattle, WA, USA

I have none, so i searched "I called 'daddy' in your phone and it wasn't your father" I'm sorry.

daxxxxxx

Wichita, KS, USA

Question: What do women and noodles have in common? Answer: They both wiggle when you eat them!

arxxxxxx

San Pedro Garza Garcia, NLE, MEX

My dad told me I should never date a tennis player because love means nothing to them.

chxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

Quite an ironic question to have on here considering I work with comedians all day.

Irxxxxxx

Adona, AR, USA

My sister: What are you up to? Me: I don't usually brag about going expensive places, but I just left the gas station. The end!

Grxxxxxx

Adona, AR, USA

looking just a normal sugar sugar wuwuuwuwueuwuwueuwueeuueueuueue

Juxxxxxx

Benton Harbor, MI, USA

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? "To Get To The Other Side " Lol Corny? Yeah I Already Know

Nuxxxxxx

City of London, LND, GBR

What did the woman say to her sugar daddy after their big fight? Leave me a loan A girl and her sugar daddy are in bed and she's about to orgasm... "Daddy I'm cumming!" "Hi Cumming, I'm daddy"

Jexxxxxx

Lindenhurst, NY, USA

What did the woman say to her sugar daddy after their big fight? Leave me a loan

arxxxxxx

San Pedro Garza Garcia, NLE, MEX

My dad told me I should never date a tennis player. Because love means nothing to them.

kexxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

If you yiu could go to a dessert what would be one thing you bring other then your phone and why ?

dixxxxxx

Modesto, CA, USA

once i was walking with a friend and saw some people that looked like us but it was actually a mirror- true story haha

saxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

If u can make me laugh and giggle u can smash my ass and let it jiggle