FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Enxxxxxx

Kalamazoo, MI, USA

What do you call a suga baby without the suga? A spice girl! 😂😂😂 I'm a cornball btw😩

boxxxxxx

Waihi Beach, BOP, NZL

My love is like a candle, if you forget about me I'll burn your fukn house down haha

moxxxxxx

Seguin, TX, USA

When Sugar says NSA then by the end of the date , they are serious when they say they want you to move in.. and you can live happily with his wife... No thanks! Not into that sorta thing

Rexxxxxx

Potomac, MD, USA

No friendly sugar daddy jokes and I'm not into making friendly sugar jokes either.

Dixxxxxx

Augusta, GA, USA

You ain't have enough of sugar until you had me I'm sweet like candy

Alxxxxxx

Kenner, LA, USA

How to raise your 70-year-old husband's heart rate? Tell him you're pregnant.

Xoxxxxxx

Latham, NY, USA

When all you wanted was a sugar daddy… but now you have to be a first lady of the United States of America

mixxxxxx

Silver Spring, MD, USA

What does Charlie Bucket call Willy Wonka? ... His Sugar Daddy!

Xoxxxxxx

Latham, NY, USA

When all you wanted was a sugar daddy… but now you have to be a first lady of the United States of America

mixxxxxx

Silver Spring, MD, USA

What does Charlie Bucket call Willy Wonka? ... His Sugar Daddy!

baxxxxxx

Edmonton, AB, CAN

I am not premium, please send a wink to chat! I'm open to speaking on a different social platform if preferred!

cuxxxxxx

Brentwood, CA, USA

My daughter asked me what a Sugar Daddy was, I gave her $1000 to never ask me that question again.

Saxxxxxx

Quezon City, Metro Manila, PHL

What do you call a sugar daddy that you’re only friends with? A PayPal 😁😁😁😁

brxxxxxx

Abbeville, AL, USA

My friend said he wanted to be a sugar daddy in future. I told him "Boy, with how broke you are, you'd be a Splenda stepfather 😂 Make a choice Sugar daddy; I'm going to spoil you Salt daddy; I'm going to preserve you

Mexxxxxx

Visalia, CA, USA

⚠️ ⚠️ I'm a sucker for Dad jokes 😂 What happens when a duck bends over? You can see his butt quack!

Alxxxxxx

Compton, CA, USA

How to raise your 70-year-old husband's heart rate? Tell him you're pregnant.

Brxxxxxx

Caledon, ON, CAN

Why would I want to spend my cash when I could spend yours instead?

kaxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

I'm sorry. I only take real cane sugar in my coffee. Not Splenda.

moxxxxxx

Hollywood, FL, USA

What do you blow to make all of your wishes come true? ....... A sugar daddy😌

anxxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

Starting a sugar daddy dating site for people into 80s music. I'm calling it Girls Just Wanna Have Funds.