FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

naxxxxxx

Saddle Brook, NJ, USA

that one episode (gosh I'm so young) of SpongeBob where his breath smells really bad and he goes to the movie theatre and he's like "I hope my horrible ugliness doesn't offend you" and then the blue fish guy is like "DUAHAHAHAHA"

luxxxxxx

Birmingham, BIR, GBR

Why does the squirrel Swim backwards... To keep his Nutts dry 🤣

caxxxxxx

Lamar, SC, USA

Is sugar needed in everything in the South? 😂 ... .. . .. .. ... I disagee! But it's required in some dishes!

caxxxxxx

Raleigh, NC, USA

What do you blow to make your dreams come true? A sugar daddy.

maxxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetner.

Jaxxxxxx

Orlando, FL, USA

A joke? Wow I'm being put on the spot. I'm not a great comedian I mean... * googles *

jexxxxxx

Surprise, AZ, USA

What do you call a magician without the magic? Ian.

lexxxxxx

Charlotte, NC, USA

and no I am NOT a catfish. Just ask for my social media. 🙄

Thxxxxxx

San Antonio, TX, USA

When all you wanted was a sugar daddy… but now you have to be a first lady of the United States of America

Tixxxxxx

Kippa-Ring, QLD, AUS

A sugar daddy is in bed with a beautiful woman and she’s whispering… “Daddy I’m cumming!” “Hi Cumming, I’m dad”

MYxxxxxx

Advance, IN, USA

What do you call a nurse with dirty knees? The HEAD nurse 😂😂😂

pixxxxxx

Jumayra, DU, ARE

why do ppl sing their babies "hush little baby don't u cry daddy's gonna buy u a ___" then not expect them to be spoiled... u tell me😂

Alxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

How to raise your 70-year-old husband's heart rate? Tell him you're pregnant.

jaxxxxxx

Pittsburgh, PA, USA

What does Charlie Bucket call Willy Wonka? His Sugar Daddy.

mixxxxxx

Melrose, FL, USA

I once had a sugar daddy, It's nothing weird, my father had type ll diabetes

itxxxxxx

Salem, MA, USA

You must be made of Uranium and Iodine because all I see is U and I together.

clxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

Why should you knock on the fridge before opening it ? The salad might be dressing!

kaxxxxxx

Glendale, CA, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy with HIV? -Financial AIDS

nixxxxxx

San Marcos, TX, USA

Most sugar daddy's are too boring and stingy!!! Let's not let that be you !!!😍😍😍😘😘😘 I want to control everything 😍😍😍😘😘😘😘

Chxxxxxx

Wellington, WGN, NZL

Am I meant to be your midlife crisis mistake? Because I was born a mistake so im qualified!